1 more final to go. Woo!

Someone accidentally ordered a tiny door and had to do something with it.

The rest of the world just hasn't caught up yet.

If you were already a killer, then it would go down, as no new killers were created.

He was hoping you'd get the hint after the first time and bring food.

Oatmeal raisin cookies are the best of all cookies.

Brain glitch. Maybe it'll get fixed in the next patch.

Plus nearly everyone in China smokes cigarettes as well.

I'm still waiting on some dumbass to come in my shop this winter having done something like that.

Is that like a weird game of Rock Paper Scissors?

This movie was a masterpiece.

He said she ain't have no nipples!

I never make it more than a week before I can't stand it and have to shave.

C*ckroach

Pretty sure blink-182 wrote a song about you.

The same could be said of Henry VIII.

Me in class at night.