Slimchance

slimchance


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Me basically every year 9 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
1 more final to go. Woo!
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If they think I won't crawl through this shit, they've got another thing coming. 6 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Someone accidentally ordered a tiny door and had to do something with it.
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What is wrong with you America? 30 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
The rest of the world just hasn't caught up yet.
I think it's a graeat idea 9 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
grate*
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Mindblown 25 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Does that mean once you go forward, you're stuck?
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Chris Pratt. Troll king 12 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Nope, just Chris Pratt apparently.
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Killing a killer 13 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
If you were already a killer, then it would go down, as no new killers were created.
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Chris Pratt. Troll king 12 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
He was hoping you'd get the hint after the first time and bring food.
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Stop the discrimination against raisins, all grapes are beautiful! 10 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Oatmeal raisin cookies are the best of all cookies.
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From the helpful "Winter Preparation" series so many "helpful" people 8 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
They've all gotta be even, or it throws off the whole tire. No traction that way.
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What DEJA VU really is 8 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Brain glitch. Maybe it'll get fixed in the next patch.
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How is it even possible to live over there right now? 21 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Plus nearly everyone in China smokes cigarettes as well.
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People are so dumb 5 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I'm still waiting on some dumbass to come in my shop this winter having done something like that.
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Perfect logic 4 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Of course it is. They're professionals, after all.
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Rainbow lightning cargo plane 4 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Is that like a weird game of Rock Paper Scissors?
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That feeling 7 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
This movie was a masterpiece.
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What's a pirates favourite drink ? Hi-C 5 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Michelle=me shell, or how a pirate turtle would likely refer to his shell.
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Kevin Hart is my spirit animal *nsfw because of language* 4 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
He said she ain't have no nipples!
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No shave november 12 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I never make it more than a week before I can't stand it and have to shave.
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Despite the looks I get, it's still a shitload of fun 15 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
As long as someone appreciates my jokes.
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*puts on c*ckroach suit* WE LOVE YOU KARLEEN! 4 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
C*ckroach
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Despite the looks I get, it's still a shitload of fun 15 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Pretty sure blink-182 wrote a song about you.
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Zeus 14 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
The same could be said of Henry VIII.
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Just got the notice in the mail 9 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Probably nothing.
When I'm trying to study at 4 in the morning 3 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Me in class at night.
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