Grumpy p*ssy. 3 comments
slimchance
· 8 years ago
Ron Swanson.
Rekt teacher 2 comments
Or hide in your closet for a month 4 comments
slimchance
· 8 years ago
Nah man. You gotta speak up and actually say something. You'll only live with disappointment if you're too scared to say anything.
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Or hide in your closet for a month 4 comments
slimchance
· 8 years ago
Thats why you should go to the same person every time, so they get to know what you want.
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It was really awkward 8 comments
When you can't catch a break from idiots 3 comments
slimchance
· 8 years ago
"Just a quick run inside, no way they'll need the helipad for a few minutes."
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It's a race for 2nd place 3 comments
slimchance
· 8 years ago
Only problem with racing in a Flash suit is that you HAVE to win at that point or look like an ass.
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I think it's a ruby-throated hummingbird. 4 comments
I'm not sure that line will hold captain 4 comments
You don't know if she is 13 or 25... The struggle is real 6 comments
slimchance
· 8 years ago
I just met my English professor, who is Chinese, and she said she's been teaching for 28 years. She didn't even look 28 years old.
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Family. 12 comments
Group projects 9 comments
please apply cold water to the burn area 10 comments
slimchance
· 8 years ago
Because the babies are perfectly content, unharmed, and the parent likes it? There's honestly no harm in any of it.
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