As a colorblind man, I'm going to just assume those are green cookies.

Dumbledore's quote is in my AP Psychology textbook.

I'm a colorblind artist. I make it work.

My ex used to do that all the time. Jeez, it drove me insane.

Many psychologists agree that repressed memories likely do not exist.

I do that all the time. It makes me black out a lot.

Osmosis Jokes.

I love this episode.

That's a vice grip, not pliers.

Black Henchmen. Hmm.

Then I'll change my name to Nothing.

I did that recently. It was a nice pocketknife, too. The clothes were fine, but the knife was torn all to hell after going through the dryer.

Healthy is the best thing to be.

TSA here I come.

This is the best.

Ten was the one who got me into the Doctor. Eleven just wasn't the same and I haven't had time to catch up since.

The last guy is just like - "U mad cuz I'm stylin' on u"