Western Sahara.

Shit, take the whole foot. I can get a prosthetic.

It took me entirely too long to see the bird.

What a hero.

No, really?

These guys on our rival cross country team would run every meet with these on.

My buddy is always doing this, but she's usually the one planning to meet up.

Por que no los dos?

He looks just like my father.

Oh how I love BootySubstance.

And what were they searching that led them to this?

I got my license a few months ago and I just got in my first wreck two days ago.

Dammit man.

I've seen this at least a dozen times and it always gets me.

The story is simple: They blacked out, attempted murder, and almost got arrested.

I'm still Mike.

I definitely needed that drawing to figure this out. Even with the explanation.

I'm a victor from the Hunger Games.

He tried.

My middle school algebra teacher brought all kinds of pies on pi day when I was in sixth or seventh grade.