"We're SOOOOOOOOARING. FLYYYYYYYYYING."

Favorite campfire treat: take a banana and slice it in the middle, but not in half. Stuff it with brown sugar, chocolate and marshmallows. Wrap in tin foil and let it sit over the fire (on a grill) for about 5-10 min and make sure to turn it. Take off the grill, unwrap and dig in with a fork. Enjoy!

@mialinay holy crap you are amazing! You should make a comic book :D

The movie theater near me you can rent out and do this! :D

I'm assuming they are trying to say coffee is their weakness.

This one course we have in university is all about behaviour modification. He tells you first day all the questions are long and short answer from the text book. Some idiot thought it was multiple choice and I don't know what happened to them but I'm pretty sure they failed the midterm.

Back in middle school we had N.U.T. days. No Uniform Today days... this post just made me realize omg...

STORY TIME. First time my friend met my bf (he's a med student), we were playing board games and drinking. She's pretty tipsy at this point and pulls and apple out of his bag. So she tries to give it to me and I say no thanks so she goes "I know why you don't like apples." "why?" "Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away." Everyone died it was too perfect. That was one of her best moments ever.

STORY TIME. So my birthday is November 27th and for years I joked about being a Valentine's Day baby, but knew it wasn't true because the date was too far off. On one of my birthday's when my parents were talking about my birth, I asked if I was late and my dad said "Yeah, by almost two weeks. They were going to induce your mother the next day, but you decided to come out finally." SO FOR ALL THE YEARS I JOKED ABOUT IT, IT WAS TRUE.

ALL THE HOLOSEXUALS CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?

My professor had to call the tec support people because they couldn't get the screen to turn on. So this lady from tec support comes, presses a button on the console and it turns on. Different proff just couldn't turn the projector on and had to call tec support to get it on.

This is why we need better sexual education besides telling people "sex is bad, don't do it". I went almost 20 years thinking having your tubes tied meant having no periods, and my partner (who is a med student) set me straight. I felt so dumb, but nothing about that was ever touched on during those sex ed classes. I remember back in high school, they had to sit down with one if the students and have a serious talk about the fact that girls don't pee out of their vaginas. This was a female too. I don't even think back in high school we were taught about any STD's! Yeah, we really need to change things.

I won an xbox 360 back in grade 8. My parents were at EB Games with me helping me look for games. My dad grabs one and says, how about this? He picked up Assassins Creed 2 and the rest was history. Loved the AC series ever since.

Could be a philosophy class...

Okay the stent one is wrong. Why would you put a stent in your ARM when the problem is in the LEG. Source: bf is in med school.

I LOVE THOSE PENS OMG THEY ARE MY LIFE.

Well, if you're a LEGAL immigrant, you shouldn't be worried about this...

I feel so bad for the fish though :(