This post killed another elf

Y'know what, it's past Remembrance Day here in Canada, I don't care, I'm ready for Christmas!

It pains Santa to do it. But he must.

Grandpa hates christmas
https://youtu.be/t12zCCPsTwo

Look at the rabbits, Lennie.

That shotgun is going to fly 3 meters backwards if he shoot the elf like that

CHRISTMAS STARTS WHEN THE COCA COLA COMMERCIALS ARE ON. IT'S CHRISTMAS. CHRIIIIIIIIISSSTMAAAAAAASSSSS

But what about the Black Friday Christmas shopping??

I've thought this before but yall mofos are wierd, I mean yall get irritated or offended for the most petty shit. Like who gives a damn if people putting out christmass lights nd shit in November, better to do that shit now before it starts snowing

I’ve killed SO many elves this month already.

Wait, you think someone who literally lives for one day of the year is going to punish a completely unrelated being for the mentioning of his sole reason to exist? This would be like someone killing a dog or cat every time someone mentions your mom. A pointless and completely arbitrary situation.