Mikri Arktos

mikriarktos


Heyo !

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The ego is strong with this one! 10 comments
mikriarktos · 2 days ago
If you wanna focus on the person, just keep your phone in your damn pocket
I've really Been into Shoe Shine ASMRs lately 4 comments
mikriarktos · 2 days ago
I want Andy to give me a shoe shine
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I had to fix it too 3 comments
mikriarktos · 6 days ago
The broken I think
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Explain plz!! 28 comments
mikriarktos · 1 week ago
Your TLDRs are too long, TLDR.
Hello there 3 comments
mikriarktos · 1 week ago
Too bad it was just an april's fool
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Denmark doesn't give a f**k 2 comments
mikriarktos · 1 week ago
They should just complety fuck right off
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How would you have done it? 9 comments
mikriarktos · 1 week ago
I just count 7 numbers starting from 9. Wtf is all this non sense?
I wonder what animal it was this time 2 comments
mikriarktos · 2 weeks ago
Hantaviruses are from rodents
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A true successor 6 comments
mikriarktos · 3 weeks ago
Techno Viking. The one true legend
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Do you even paint with all the colours of the wind? 8 comments
mikriarktos · 4 weeks ago
Mantis shrimp have 12 color rods and see 13 more colors that we can't process.
Also fun fact, Mantis Shrimps are cool as heck, they hunt by literally punching their preys, and they have one of the fastest and strongest punch in the animal kingdom, it's been compared to a bullet of 0.22 caliber. You can find some videos on YouTube showing their punches, it creates a shockwave when they trhow it and it boils the water a little bit as well. They're awesome
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Can we just ignore my dirty mirror and talk about wtf is up with my arm? 39 comments
mikriarktos · 4 weeks ago
And wtf is up with your hair? Is it in early 2000?
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what? 2 comments
mikriarktos · 4 weeks ago
Her normal nose is just a teenage mutant ninja turtle's head and the one with the eyes looks like E.T
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Remember these? 8 comments
mikriarktos · 4 weeks ago
This was dope, yo. Now, did you guys ate the paper too or what?
@mikriarktos and myself 11 comments
mikriarktos · 4 weeks ago
Who's this?
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Considering her nickname is "Lady Death", ain't shit changin' 26 comments
mikriarktos · 4 weeks ago
Jokes appart, New Zealand Prime Minister has been "elected" most proficient Government Ruler in the world
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As the video says, I do something stupid 2 comments
mikriarktos · 5 weeks ago
So... It's just you lypsincing a song?
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Got dammit, Emily 3 comments
mikriarktos · 5 weeks ago
It's the xylophone, you fools
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Asia got corona doe 17 comments
mikriarktos · 5 weeks ago
Lived in France, now in Scotland, visited a lot of other European countries like Demon and never had to pay for water.
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My manager dressed up as Carole Baskin 6 comments
mikriarktos · 5 weeks ago
"Carole fucking Baskins. That bitch"
Asia got corona doe 17 comments
mikriarktos · 6 weeks ago
Water is free in european restaurants though
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I’ll just awkwardly stumble through the word until we get hitched 4 comments
mikriarktos · 6 weeks ago
Since fiancé/ée is a french word, I wonder if english had a previous word for it before adopting it?
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"It was bigger in the picture" 4 comments
mikriarktos · 7 weeks ago
Then all is good, because the dick will seem big in the tiny hands
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Here's my phone background 20 comments
mikriarktos · 7 weeks ago
Of course it is
Here's my phone background 20 comments
mikriarktos · 7 weeks ago
Why can't you? It's obscene, isn't it?
My Wallpaper ! 6 comments
mikriarktos · 7 weeks ago
Damn, Dave, check your emails
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