SM19

sm19


Just a Canadian trying to keep warm in my igloo.

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We don't deserve dogs 14 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
I've had two different dog bite me over the years. One was from an abused home that my Aunt took in, and since he was abused by kids (and I was a kid at the time) he bit me, but after you could tell he felt bad because it was just instinct for him. He's a lot better now. The other dog I must have been about 3 or 4 and this dog bit my forehead unprovoked and I'm still scared of that dog till this day.
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Be careful who you donate to 23 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
How can you live on 13k a year O_O
This little replica drawing of a little building with a little pub 3 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
That's not the Canadian pub in London, is it? I was in London a few years ago and it seems to look like it, but I can't tell...
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Such a strong woman 25 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
And then you have stories like these which are so sad. https://www.buzzfeed.com/azeenghorayshi/sex-testing-olympians?utm_term=.rvRBd0nOz#.gpjVoWrkX (buzzfeed aside, just read their stories).
I would stay there 10 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
"Do you what to die in the snow? Here's some tips that you should know: cover your arms over your head, so a shovel won't strike it and make you dead. Take slow breathes to conserve your air, you only have so much while buried there. Don't build it alone if you want to go home. Just stay tight and you'll be alright, tonight." @leincredibleme
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Times have changed 8 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
It's probably just negative media they want. That;s so normal with these types of things.
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I would stay there 10 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Basically don't freak out and stay put. You're supposed to breath slow to conserve oxygen and cover your arms over your head so when people come to dig you out, they'd hit your arm with a shovel not your head. Also, don't build it alone because if it does collapse you're screwed. It's been almost ten years and I can remember that but not what I was supposed to do for my University assignments.
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Good salesman 7 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
This the context is any of you were wondering. He was also on John Oliver a while back. http://wkrn.com/2017/04/05/tennessee-lawmaker-tries-to-sell-gun-at-downtown-lemonade-stand/
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Poor short people 3 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
The supply room at work has everything so high up that I basically just hope every shift I don't run out of supplies.
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I would stay there 10 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
As long as they are stable it's totally fine. This is so stereotypical Canadian, but we were taught to build these at camp and we were also taught what to do in case they collapsed on us while we were inside.
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You should be thrown in jail 8 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
*eye twitch*
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Male lions can't hunt, you say? 2 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Me when my boyfriend tries to get up from cuddling.
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Wrong number gone right 8 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
halloumi cheese is my life. you can fry it and sear it in a pan and it won't melt.
Where is the lie 9 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
The only reason my posters are down is because I want to properly mount them and hang them nicely.
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Which name? 2 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Also, you've already been established under your name, so why go through all the hassle of getting all the paper work changed? Too much unnecessary work.
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Encouraging parent 15 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Back in middle school I was getting C's and B's and the odd D. Through it all, my parents just encouraged me to do my best and try. As long as I tried they were happy. Fast forward to University I'm puling a 3.94 GPA and they still encourage me to try my best. If they had been harsh on me, I would never have achieved what I did. They were there for me when I almost failed an honours university exam and helped me stay positive and were still proud that I did my best and passed. Through everything, they've always encouraged me.
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Tru 2 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Had to write a 7 page paper for my religion course in University and my bf spent an hour editing it with that exact same face.
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Sounds like a missed opportunity to me 3 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
How did they not sure them for tuition? Like... that is what we all joke about AND HE HAD THE CHANCE.
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Huh, well that's a new take on it 20 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
A pen can write poetry and you bet your sweet ass I'll stab you with that same pen.
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I call this piece "procrastinating on finals" 10 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
It's like a giant fruit gusher.
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There isn't enough parking for everyone anyway 19 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
marry rich.
3D Lightbox art 4 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
OH MY GOD I NEED THIS.
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There isn't enough parking for everyone anyway 19 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
I'm in my third year of University and this is so true. Some of my friends who attend should not be there. They have no idea what they want to do and are just wasting money. They need to figure out what they want before blowing 5k a year.
Well you don't see this everyday! 9 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
Okay then rap it.
In case you've never seen baby parrots before 8 comments
sm19 · 7 years ago
"They look like dinosaurs" - my bf
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