I hate that this exists.

This is so cute!

"Believe it or not I'm walking on air! I never thought I could feel so free-e-e! Flying away on a wing and a prayer, who could it be? Believe it or not it's just me."

This beats out the pool floaty that looks like a pad.

I busted my ass to not have to care about my final exam because a 0% still means an A+ - best of both worlds.

Next time on "Is it a good idea to microwave this?"

Gold 2: The Sequel

This older dude always used to be on my bus route since I was in high school. We ended up talking when he noticed me watching Star Trek on my way home and he was amazed that someone my age was watching ToS. It's been seven years and we still talk and go out for coffee once in a while. This other guy (probably i his early 60's) used to be on that same route and I stopped using it for a while and he saw me one time and started talking to me asking about how life was going. I told him about what I was doing in University and he gave me a pep talk about "you're smart, determined, and you can do anything." and it was honestly the sweetest moment. I think about him a lot. And the actual bus driver on that route became friends with me and got me a Star Trek DVD one year for my bday. That bus will always hold so many good memories.

*eye twitch*

Banana for scale makes this even better because it's a tiny banana.

"slow pitch"

That's a no from me.

I'm not crying I'm just sweating through my eyes.

Wholesome <3

MEEEEE

Would100% still fall.

Imagine a drunk person trying to walk down this.

I see the cats are starting to bloom this year.

I did not take physics and I don't need it to tell me that THIS IS WITCHCRAFT