GIVE HIM EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD!

Haha Ive actually never heard that ^.^ it's funny

You win.

Yeah same with me. My town is a big tourist place as it is Hobbiton. But I've lived there for awhile and so I'm used to it and it's kinda boring now. Whereas a different city is much more interesting because you haven't experienced it before.

Huh, that is weird. I wouldn't really know how my accent sounds to others cos I've never left the country and have been round mostly kiwis my whole Life.

And*

Do we really say it like that? O.o

Once I was born, I was so mad, I didn't listen or speak to anyone for two and a half years

My older sister always used to tell me this and I wouldn't eat any seeds for ages

I had people who were paid to look after me and do anything for me, crying or not.

#FreedomForElves #EqualRightsForElves

D:

I guess we just figured that we worked better as friends than as a couple

Well we were good friends and we ended up going out. Then when things didn't work out between us we sat down and had a talk about it. We decided us being together wouldn't work but we didn't wanna lose our friendship so we stayed friends.

Everytime we see waffles now everyone bursts into this uncontrolable fit of laughter

We were like omg is he actually doing that?! Like no stop why?! But then we figured out he didn't know and it became hilarious

Someone once told me that if you are racist to a white person it is called positive racisim instead of just racisim. Not sure if true or not

Thirdly...HOW DARE YOU.

It was amazing

It was a MasterCard moment