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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
a) investigator
b) fancy as fuck
c) how did he even get that on?

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The stars aligned 14 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

Who? The flying dutchman?

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Stupid status comp 5 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

Oh the irony

Sometimes I like to 7 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

Cover myself in vaseline?

WHEN I try to sing 9 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

Or when you try several times but still can't hit it so you're just like whatever and start singing on a diffent part of the song

mwahahaha 15 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

I've totally missed out on this ginger thing, what is the deal?

I never thought about this 11 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

They were born the same year?!?

Oh gosh, that's me ^///^ 10 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

Like when desolation of smaug had premiere

Before and after dying my hair :) 25 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

Är du också svensk??

Before and after dying my hair :) 25 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

Oh yeah sverige ftw

Paris Hilton in jail 2 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

She looks so amused

A family friend died after a car crash :( 17 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

Oh no! I'm so sorry for your lost :(( we're here for you if you want to talk

Hiddlesworth? F*ck yes. 23 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

*the sound of my panties hitting the floor*

Girls really do this 52 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

Oh yeah I do that all the time

Mr and Mrs Frost 75 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

I would totally watch this

Hear with your eyes 46 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

Taste with your nose

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Books can take you to another world 17 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

I love the quote "to read is to travel" (att läsa är att resa in my first language)

Blow dried cow 15 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

I don't know why but I read blood dried and it confused me alot

22 prettiest female athletes at the Sochi Olympics 47 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

Buddy, you did not answear the question

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My face when I text 3 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

The last pic was my face when I read this post

I need to learn this language 12 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

Guess what he is hunting for

I would definitely ride this guy into battle 21 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

Party pooper

Average Sized Woman With Average Sized Mannequin.... 28 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

Love it

If you don't want a sarcastic answer 7 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

But there is no stupid questions

Cool Dragon Cake 19 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

Aww thanks

When to use 'I.E.' and 'E.G.' 16 comments

smaug · 10 years ago

I haven't even heard either of them