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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
a) investigator
b) fancy as fuck
c) how did he even get that on?

— Smaug Report User
The stars aligned 14 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
Who? The flying dutchman?
Stupid status comp 5 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
Oh the irony
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Sometimes I like to 7 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
Cover myself in vaseline?
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WHEN I try to sing 9 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
Or when you try several times but still can't hit it so you're just like whatever and start singing on a diffent part of the song
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mwahahaha 15 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
I've totally missed out on this ginger thing, what is the deal?
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I never thought about this 11 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
They were born the same year?!?
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Oh gosh, that's me ^///^ 10 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
Like when desolation of smaug had premiere
Before and after dying my hair :) 25 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
Är du också svensk??
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Before and after dying my hair :) 25 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
Oh yeah sverige ftw
Paris Hilton in jail 2 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
She looks so amused
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A family friend died after a car crash :( 17 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
Oh no! I'm so sorry for your lost :(( we're here for you if you want to talk
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Hiddlesworth? F*ck yes. 23 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
*the sound of my panties hitting the floor*
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Girls really do this 52 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
Oh yeah I do that all the time
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Mr and Mrs Frost 75 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
I would totally watch this
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Hear with your eyes 46 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
Taste with your nose
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Books can take you to another world 17 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
I love the quote "to read is to travel" (att läsa är att resa in my first language)
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Blow dried cow 15 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
I don't know why but I read blood dried and it confused me alot
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22 prettiest female athletes at the Sochi Olympics 47 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
Buddy, you did not answear the question
· Edited 7 years ago
My face when I text 3 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
The last pic was my face when I read this post
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I need to learn this language 12 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
Guess what he is hunting for
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I would definitely ride this guy into battle 21 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
Party pooper
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Average Sized Woman With Average Sized Mannequin.... 28 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
Love it
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If you don't want a sarcastic answer 7 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
But there is no stupid questions
Cool Dragon Cake 19 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
Aww thanks
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When to use 'I.E.' and 'E.G.' 16 comments
smaug · 7 years ago
I haven't even heard either of them
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