smbadat
Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack
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liar, liar 14 comments
smbadat
· 7 years ago
I've convinced my entire grade that I'd been shot with a sharp-tipped air rifle bullet and had to have it surgically removed after I had been absent for 3 days from school. I told them after that I had been kidding, but some people believe to this day (it was like 2 years ago) that it still happened
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Leave me 6 comments
smbadat
· 7 years ago
My parrot does this. I opened his, as well as my other parrots cages, to let them run/fly around. My other parrot came out first, so I picked her up. After seeing this, my parrot came out of his cage and shunned me for the rest of the day (normally he will chase me to sit on my shoulder, but he didn't, and wouldn't even let me pick him up
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What have I discovered? (Don't unhide this if you're at work or school) 25 comments
smbadat
· 7 years ago
I've tried, and succeeded at getting half the tip in.
But apparently, quite a few people can do that
(It's referred to as autofellatio btw)
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But apparently, quite a few people can do that
(It's referred to as autofellatio btw)
Leave him alone 4 comments
smbadat
· 7 years ago
After getting his ass handed to him, and being dethroned as "The most powerful Dragonborn"
Jeez, Guy needs a break
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Jeez, Guy needs a break
So accurate atm 18 comments
Jesus Christ Gary 18 comments
smbadat
· 7 years ago
Gary either had a really shitty experience on tinder, or has some sage-level knowledge
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Damn Zeus back at it again with not be able to keep your pants on 10 comments
smbadat
· 7 years ago
You mean they didn't?
They hit Kronos in the eye with a hairbrush
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Edited 7 years ago
They hit Kronos in the eye with a hairbrush
Rare Mythical Creatures VIII: The Raiju, an electric wolf/fox 11 comments
smbadat
· 7 years ago
@jess_yea
In its mythology, Raiju is the shapeshifting companion of the Shinto (Japanese) god of lighting, Raijin (aka Raiden). It's made of lightning, and it's not always a fox, but can appear as a cat, or weasel as well. So, mythology wise, it's rare in the face that it's one of a kind
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In its mythology, Raiju is the shapeshifting companion of the Shinto (Japanese) god of lighting, Raijin (aka Raiden). It's made of lightning, and it's not always a fox, but can appear as a cat, or weasel as well. So, mythology wise, it's rare in the face that it's one of a kind
Dicks out