Can confirm this

That moment when your definition is on fleek

I thought this said Labia and was confused for a second

I am this dog pretty much. Don't have cockatiels tho

This post and the one above it are both part 19???

@shampoo

I've experienced this first hand, but my friend experienced this last Sunday for the first time, but not with an Asian person. He messaged me "Bruh, i just saw the cutest girl. Gonna go talk to her" a few minutes later i get a message saying "Well, turns out she's married" she was like twenty something. He said she looked 17

Why is my IP address just a ASCII dick?

So i just watched a video of her for the first time
And i could feel my brain cells commit mass suicide

Watch your fucking tongue
Don't you dare speak shit about birds. Ever.
They're wonderful creatures

If you hum the mission impossible theme while reading this, it gets like ten times funnier

Hella respect

Some people are into that, just saying...

"yum"

It's so small