Go home autocomplete, you're drunk.

'Am I pregnant with babies?'
No. You're pregnant with unicorns.

Uplifting insults should be a thing.

I wish a ghost did my taxes

Das Boot is german for the boat btw

Why is my IP address just a ASCII dick?

holy shit.. Is tomcruise one word or two
i fucking can't

"kim kardsasinanlkjmnpisdklcjnsdoijlka"

Isn't that one of those things where google just shows your past searches? I'm pretty sure that's a past searches list google puts up in case you want to visit one again

@kakaburra Learning how to tickle women made me hella erect.

Pruple

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