smithy1footy

smithy1footy


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11 years ago today Bruno Mars was surprised to see Pete Wentz 9 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
A 40 year old talentless emo and a Michael Jackson wannabe/copycat. If people like the "music" that these two make that's fine, but who wants to see this shit here?
11 years ago today Bruno Mars was surprised to see Pete Wentz 9 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
11 years ago, no one gave 2 fucks
Nakatomi plaza 5 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
*24-12-88
Yay us! 4 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
Yeah but it also feeds already over inflated egos, encourages mediocrity and allows stupidity to be broadcast globally. I'm all for the spread of information and sharing talent but the amount of pointless drivel on the internet makes me weep for the future.
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Dun dun dun hurrrrrr 9 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
Thanks mate.
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Dun dun dun hurrrrrr 9 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
This year I have switched to android, best decision I ever made.
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If you know what I mean 8 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
As an Australian I'm feeling very attacked and unsafe right now. Fuck emus.
I'm not [buying a car here] 4 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
That tick looks way to neat. Are you sure you’re not a robot?
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Wait...Who’s pregnant?? 13 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
Congratulations.
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title 3 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
This post is abhorrent.
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When Keanu's happy, I'm happy 4 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
He seems like he would be a super awesome and chill guy.
Clinically insane man (2019) 6 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
So much evil in the world, there is no hope for the future.
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This is parenting done right 2 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
That kids parents are doing something right.
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Take your Time. Papa's shouldn't Hide their Emotions. What is your Story? 7 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
I woke up to the realisation that this year will be the same as the rest, hating my job and hating my wife but not wanting to leave either because I love my kids.
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Mumityt bofrilluph ysulutos 2 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
I once knew a girl who looked exactly like that, we called her Jenny.
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Kids definitely not part of metaphor 8 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
Turns out there’s a small pump between the balls and penis which switches on every time you pee. Mine just needed a tune up.
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Kids definitely not part of metaphor 8 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
Mine makes a humming noise, is that normal?
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It's been bugging me that most people don't know... So I made this 9 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
My cats breath smells like cat food.
Damn it Jordan 3 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
Jordan no..... just no dude.
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Rev your engine and shes yours brandon 13 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
The capacity to rev your engine is directly related to penis size, everyone knows this. The louder the rev, the larger the phallus.
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Don't work hard. Work intelligent 7 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
“Hi, I ordered 6 cubes but for some reason I got 5 cubes and a sphere”
“Yea that’s Steve’s fault, he’s an idiot”
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This legend is 50 years old now. Can we make him feel our love and respect for making our 17 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
Airheads and The Scout were decent. The Mummy movies were an Indiana Jones copy but they were fun to watch. Why all this hatred toward someone who just wanted to entertain?
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This legend is 50 years old now. Can we make him feel our love and respect for making our 17 comments
smithy1footy · 1 year ago
Absolute legend who has been through some tough times.
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You scheming jerk 8 comments
smithy1footy · 2 years ago
Right, kinda like when your girl agrees to anal then walks in wearing a 10 inch strap on. I hate when that happens.
You scheming jerk 8 comments
smithy1footy · 2 years ago
The face of betrayal.
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