What if a man designed a chair that made women "sit like a real lady should"? Feminists would lose their shit.

I know a place you can buy a nice ring for her.

That's the continent of Australia.

Who? The main character?

Motivation is like showering, it wears off so you have to keep doing it. The only person who can truly motivate you is yourself (or Chuck Norris). The mind controls the body in every way, whether you tell yourself you can or you can't, you're right.

All about that bass, by Megan trainor

At least my phone is smart and reacts to my fingers

Just when I think humanity might not be completely fucked, BOOM, concrete filled kids toy. The apocalypse can't come fast enough.

Where's the racism? Seems more like a description.

I think it's a not so subtle shot at anti vaxxers. The whole 'did my own research' sounds familiar.

I've always enjoyed anything written by Bryce Courtney, the potato factory is one of my favourites.

Love the shirt too.

Generic comment.

Some days you're a Mo, some days you're a Timmy.

Dad???

Rich, I would invest, invest and invest. Then I would experience the whole world.

Tell Stella that I love her and that's she's the goodest girl.

How can you be sure? Where is the scientific data that backs this hypothesis?

Another thing is water, drink more water.

Diet and exercise, emphasise on diet. I also cut way down on sugar.