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I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.— Smitty Report User
Real flower petals as clothing 5 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
These are actually quite good looking. Mind you this is coming from a guy who honestly doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to fashion.
That said, as a writer I have been studying it a bit. When you describe the female lead/main charecters entering a scene, I need to be able to not just describe her personality and demeanor, but also what she is wearing.
For the above images, I hope they have made it to wearable reality. I have occasionally thought that I would like to go to a fashion show, a showing of dresses like these would definitely be one.
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That said, as a writer I have been studying it a bit. When you describe the female lead/main charecters entering a scene, I need to be able to not just describe her personality and demeanor, but also what she is wearing.
For the above images, I hope they have made it to wearable reality. I have occasionally thought that I would like to go to a fashion show, a showing of dresses like these would definitely be one.
Now that's actually fun ! 13 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Do remember that the "date" counter is reset when the post is promoted to trending and again to popular.
Sometimes, it's a slow burn.
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Sometimes, it's a slow burn.
Anon downloads a movie 7 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
An hourly wage for that amount of time at that skill level would paid for a copy of that film several times over.
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Let me listen to my songs 2 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
I'll make some exceptions, but it better be damned important:
You missed the turn.
Look out for that train.
Stop the car, I can't leave like this, I've been lying to myself and I love you, I have since we met and never stopped... I'm so sorry I shut you out, can you forgive me?
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You missed the turn.
Look out for that train.
Stop the car, I can't leave like this, I've been lying to myself and I love you, I have since we met and never stopped... I'm so sorry I shut you out, can you forgive me?
The words everyone deserves to hear 7 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
... if you are taking responsibility and seeking treatment and counseling for it.
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The best people that you let in your life often do. 16 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
It something I've been a little familiar with of late. I've really got nothing for you on that mark.
Except have patience and keep your chin up. Maybe talk to someone.
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Except have patience and keep your chin up. Maybe talk to someone.
How is that possible? 16 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Different subject, but yeah.
Don't get me wrong, I bore responsibility in the matter too, but under the circumstances with the pressures and responsibilities we were under, we should not have been together.
Don't get me wrong, I bore responsibility in the matter too, but under the circumstances with the pressures and responsibilities we were under, we should not have been together.
Aye aye 37 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Posers. Pure and simple.
Wearers of glasses used to be bullied for it.
I don't just mean made fun of, I mean ruthlessly hunted and beaten for being different.
Now glasses are cool, hip, fashionable and accepted. If you need them. If you don't and fake it, Go. Fuck. Yourself. Take those glasses off and shove them right up your ass.
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Wearers of glasses used to be bullied for it.
I don't just mean made fun of, I mean ruthlessly hunted and beaten for being different.
Now glasses are cool, hip, fashionable and accepted. If you need them. If you don't and fake it, Go. Fuck. Yourself. Take those glasses off and shove them right up your ass.
The best people that you let in your life often do. 16 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Jeeze... I think I know that feeling.
The faint terror of having a friend that you care about a little bit more than should?
If that's the case, my heart goes out to you.
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The faint terror of having a friend that you care about a little bit more than should?
If that's the case, my heart goes out to you.
#makeupgoals 20 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
I can only imagine... I don't know why they don't just permaban these asshats.
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Aye aye 37 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
One exception to this I think, if you are in the public eye (heh) and get LASIC for the convenience but you continue to wear fake glasses for the sake of your image, you get a pass.
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How is that possible? 16 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Sure, but one or more of those line items will suffer at the hands of the others.
For example, take a full time university student with lots of labs and a part time job in a relationship with someone on Army active duty.
She made the dean's list... we didn't last.
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For example, take a full time university student with lots of labs and a part time job in a relationship with someone on Army active duty.
She made the dean's list... we didn't last.
Dark side of the Loom. 8 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Son of a...
Are you shitting me? I even commented on it. The same thing I titled this one.
For fucks sakes, what's wrong with me?
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Are you shitting me? I even commented on it. The same thing I titled this one.
For fucks sakes, what's wrong with me?
This is what feminism should fight for 29 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Ignoting the downvotes of a simple question...
I conduct my self the same way regardless of gender... where does that leave me?
I conduct my self the same way regardless of gender... where does that leave me?
Probably the sweetest wedding photos recreation 2 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
This breaks my heart and hurts so much.
It doesn't help I'm seeing this listening to a live performance of Belfast Child either.
I'm not going to lie, there are tears on my cheeks.
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It doesn't help I'm seeing this listening to a live performance of Belfast Child either.
I'm not going to lie, there are tears on my cheeks.
I didn't know that crosswalk lights had genders 75 comments
The best people that you let in your life often do. 16 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Never give up hope, or that friendship. The heart goes where it wants and in its own time... but I think friendship is worth fighting for.
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The best people that you let in your life often do. 16 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
For as long as you remember them... they never truly leave you.
Maybe you could reach out to them, rekindle the friendship you once had.
Was his use of ladies shampoo talked about? Maybe you could say, "this sounds odd, but I was in the shampoo aisle and I was reminded of you.?
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Maybe you could reach out to them, rekindle the friendship you once had.
Was his use of ladies shampoo talked about? Maybe you could say, "this sounds odd, but I was in the shampoo aisle and I was reminded of you.?
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