smitty
I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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Sobs* 6 comments
Found a wild facepalm in its natural habitat 13 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Just wait until this parent finds out about Homo Sapiens. Their head is going to fucking explode.
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You're NOT a loser 2 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Someone here told me recently that "Sometimes no one knows how strong you really are, until they force you to prove it to them."
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It's hard for me to be happy for people sometimes 5 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
I'm avoiding finishing my first novel to write my first script. I'm 80 pages in on what I think will be just a bit over 120 pages in the first draft.
I've had this other script idea for a while now and then then there's this one above.
I'm actually taking a short break atm, I'm writing notes for this while listening to Adele.
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I've had this other script idea for a while now and then then there's this one above.
I'm actually taking a short break atm, I'm writing notes for this while listening to Adele.
It's hard for me to be happy for people sometimes 5 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Gave myself a new script idea with this.
I'm writing this down. Gonna start on it right after I finish the one I'm on now.
I'm writing this down. Gonna start on it right after I finish the one I'm on now.
I like to be even more depressed when I'm depressed 6 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Closer, Belfast Child, Simple Things pt. 2, Against All odds, I'm Coming Home, Time Stand Still...
I do it to myself on purpose when I write to get in the right frame of mind. I've got a 20 song long playlist I listen to on loop for this.
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I do it to myself on purpose when I write to get in the right frame of mind. I've got a 20 song long playlist I listen to on loop for this.
Tinder in one picture 5 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
One entry on a list why I don't bother. It's a waste of time. She might as well have a giant bucket of hotdogs thrown at her.
http://giphy.com/gifs/face-hand-chick-2xV2D9prgAcaA
http://giphy.com/gifs/fun-hotdogs-gYIdGGMKG20WA
http://giphy.com/gifs/face-hand-chick-2xV2D9prgAcaA
http://giphy.com/gifs/fun-hotdogs-gYIdGGMKG20WA
Aye aye 37 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
I think maybe because you are suggesting that it's OK to appropriate what is essentially an adaptive device ment to overcome a handicap, for the sake of "fashion."
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I want to go there and jump 16 comments
It's hard for me to be happy for people sometimes 5 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Sounds like it's ghosting time.
Ten years from now, all these couples get together for a barbecue birthday party for one of the many, many kids they've all had. An off coment prompts one to wonder and ask outloud... what ever happened to *singleguy*? I haven't seen them... I don't remember when I saw them last.
There are many different stories of where they were seen last and what they wound up doing, but no one agrees.
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Ten years from now, all these couples get together for a barbecue birthday party for one of the many, many kids they've all had. An off coment prompts one to wonder and ask outloud... what ever happened to *singleguy*? I haven't seen them... I don't remember when I saw them last.
There are many different stories of where they were seen last and what they wound up doing, but no one agrees.
The words everyone deserves to hear 7 comments
Dark humor....no shit Sherlock 17 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
One of the few people I wouldn't feel bad about if he got jumped in an alley.
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Dark humor....no shit Sherlock 17 comments
That's why men has trust issues . 18 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Or maybe, this poor girl is in desperate need of support and her best one broke... leaving her with just a couple flimsy ones.
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Seriously? 11 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Women:
Sexy, self assured, alluring, coquettish and appealing.
Men:
What the fuck is this horseshit? A cartoon, toys or a lame kid's show?
The next time you have an outburst about "men," pause for a moment and remember that mass media treat us pretty fucked up too.
Then go ahead and let it fly. Ain't my damned business, go ahead and get your rant on.
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Sexy, self assured, alluring, coquettish and appealing.
Men:
What the fuck is this horseshit? A cartoon, toys or a lame kid's show?
The next time you have an outburst about "men," pause for a moment and remember that mass media treat us pretty fucked up too.
Then go ahead and let it fly. Ain't my damned business, go ahead and get your rant on.
The words everyone deserves to hear 7 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Sure, but when they have a diagnosed severe mental illness that they lie about at the beginning of a relationship, then get caught and called out on the lie after the relationship has gotten serious and further flat out refuse counseling and treatment and shirk their responsibility on it and everything else...
Yeah that will put some *serious* strain on a relationship.
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Yeah that will put some *serious* strain on a relationship.
Now that's actually fun ! 13 comments
This turned me into a white girl in uggs with a pumpkin spice latte because I can't even.
I don't... what?