
smitty
I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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The sad truth 14 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
I know. I say a Lady Deadpool 'cause like, I'm a straight dude.
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The sad truth 14 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
I'd happily take that to have a Lady Deadpool in my life. Sassy, foul mouthed... good with a gun? Where do I sign up?
The sad truth 14 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Smallville's red kryptonite Superman was no doubt the best one. He's the one you want to party with. He'd probably bail, ditch you and leave you to die... but so worth it.
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What kind of animal is she 25 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
She kinda looks like the kind of girl you could scoop up and throw over your shoulder and she'd only pretend to struggle to make it more fun.
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That's news 6 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
You been listening to Alex Jones?
I'm pretty sure this was faked to discredit news media. That's right, fake fake news.
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I'm pretty sure this was faked to discredit news media. That's right, fake fake news.
imagine their reaction 6 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
I'd check with your local all labor office. I'm pretty sure because it's work related they have to pay you.
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Something is fishy bout dis 8 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Well holy shit... if you treat people like humans, they act like humans right back at you.
Who would have thought.
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Who would have thought.
I accidentally cosplayed as Indiana Jones for about a year. 7 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Damned straight.
You do not wear a Fedora with a t-shirt and/or cargo shorts.
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You do not wear a Fedora with a t-shirt and/or cargo shorts.
When I play games with my friends 17 comments
Dark humor....no shit Sherlock 17 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Thank you and know this, building a nation takes more than just the military defending it. It also takes the civilians that make that nation worth defending.
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My life right now 2 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
It's always stress and absolute horribleness.
It's just a matter of what flavor of the week it is.
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It's just a matter of what flavor of the week it is.
When I play games with my friends 17 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
I've heard of it. I dont know that much about it, but it's not that obscure apparently.
Dark humor....no shit Sherlock 17 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
I'm going against my better judgement here and compromise my anonymity a bit... sure some know I'm... older. I've always tried to play it off and not make a big deal of it, but this will date me.
I was US Active Duty Army on 9/11. On the day the world changed, it was frankly terrifying. As a young soldier in the service of your nation... to not know what your future holds. It chilled my blood.
I hope that this doesn't estrange the younger crowd here. I value your anonymous friendship and it pleases me to be able to advise you on the trials and tribulations of life... it comes from a heart felt place of experience... the bad decisions I've made hurt and hope that my commentary has helped some avoid those choices.
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I was US Active Duty Army on 9/11. On the day the world changed, it was frankly terrifying. As a young soldier in the service of your nation... to not know what your future holds. It chilled my blood.
I hope that this doesn't estrange the younger crowd here. I value your anonymous friendship and it pleases me to be able to advise you on the trials and tribulations of life... it comes from a heart felt place of experience... the bad decisions I've made hurt and hope that my commentary has helped some avoid those choices.
Divorce pictures 9 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
I guess. I suppose I have to concede that.
It just baffles me though...
OK, real talk here. Those keeping score at home may know I'm a bit... older.
I've been married and subsequently divorced. The bitch broke my goddamned heart. I admit that I bore some of the responsibility, but she broke me. But if there was even the slighted hint of amicability I'd have fought for it.
When we split, it was a closed chapter, never to be opened again. I've since moved home again and consiter myself lucky that I haven't run into her... because if I do, I've decided to lie, play dumb and say I don't recognise her. She isn't "evil" and would likely be friendly and open to talking again.
I've decided I'll tell her that she's mistaken me for someone else and wish her the best with that memory and legacy.
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It just baffles me though...
OK, real talk here. Those keeping score at home may know I'm a bit... older.
I've been married and subsequently divorced. The bitch broke my goddamned heart. I admit that I bore some of the responsibility, but she broke me. But if there was even the slighted hint of amicability I'd have fought for it.
When we split, it was a closed chapter, never to be opened again. I've since moved home again and consiter myself lucky that I haven't run into her... because if I do, I've decided to lie, play dumb and say I don't recognise her. She isn't "evil" and would likely be friendly and open to talking again.
I've decided I'll tell her that she's mistaken me for someone else and wish her the best with that memory and legacy.
Dark humor....no shit Sherlock 17 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
One of the scariest things I heard in the first hour or two, was a reporter actually being tempered and reasoned. It was something to the effect of:
"We are reporting what we hear, when we hear it. This information may be subject to being updated, corrected or retracted... that said, I don't think we are out of the woods yet..."
The Kennedy assassination was the national tragedy of my parents generation, but the "I remember where I was," commentary was lost on me... until 9/11.
I can remember where was, where I was standing, what I was doing and holding.
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"We are reporting what we hear, when we hear it. This information may be subject to being updated, corrected or retracted... that said, I don't think we are out of the woods yet..."
The Kennedy assassination was the national tragedy of my parents generation, but the "I remember where I was," commentary was lost on me... until 9/11.
I can remember where was, where I was standing, what I was doing and holding.
imagine their reaction 6 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
A church who was printing these got raided by the Secret Service. I think the matter is STILL being debated in court because while it is obvious that you couldn't pass one of these as currency, the intent is still to deceive... a very important point of argument in counterfeiting law.
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Divorce pictures 9 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
If you are able to still have fun... something is still there. Why are you divorcing?
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When I play games with my friends 17 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
I don't care how good or bad you are, if I can make it to you in time, I'm saving your ass whether you like it or not.
Because that's what a team does.
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Because that's what a team does.
Dark humor....no shit Sherlock 17 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Watch the documentary shot by the French brothers on the day it happened.
They were originally filming a documentary about firefighters and suddenly found themselves on the front line of the biggest terrorist attack and greatest tragedy the world has ever seen. They captured the only footage of the first plane to hit known to exist.
Pay very close attention to the scene where they enter the lobby and there's a steady BANG... BANG, BANG... BANG on the lobby roof. Note the revulsion and horror among them when they realise it's the bodies of the people jumping to escape the inferno because it's better to die quickly from a fall, than to burn alive slowly.
Go watch it and tell me it wasn't an international tragedy. WORLD Trade Center. It wasn't an attack on America, it was an intentional attack on the world.
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They were originally filming a documentary about firefighters and suddenly found themselves on the front line of the biggest terrorist attack and greatest tragedy the world has ever seen. They captured the only footage of the first plane to hit known to exist.
Pay very close attention to the scene where they enter the lobby and there's a steady BANG... BANG, BANG... BANG on the lobby roof. Note the revulsion and horror among them when they realise it's the bodies of the people jumping to escape the inferno because it's better to die quickly from a fall, than to burn alive slowly.
Go watch it and tell me it wasn't an international tragedy. WORLD Trade Center. It wasn't an attack on America, it was an intentional attack on the world.
I agree 3 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
Sure, but nothing is cooler than Jack White teaching Jimmy Page and The Edge how to play Seven Nation Army.
https://youtu.be/PUwhutKZAEk
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https://youtu.be/PUwhutKZAEk
Turns out there's no alien 4 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
The wow signal is much older. It was only seen in the printout record the morning after it was detected.
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Which grants him direct scholarship to Harvard. What did you do in highschool? 8 comments
smitty
· 8 years ago
I built a Jacob's Ladder to demonstrate the ionization of oxygen and production and distribution of Ozone on the early primordial Earth and a device to test the focal length of telescope mirrors using algebra I had just learned.
However, to bear in mind Dr. Kaku has taken to speaking on fields that are a outside his area of expertise and has mentioned some rather unconventional ideas that the scientific community immediately challenged and refuted him on. Some go against the grain and status quo so sharply that even those without expert training can see that the ides are a little... wanting.
A fanciful dreamer might be a polite way to put it.
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However, to bear in mind Dr. Kaku has taken to speaking on fields that are a outside his area of expertise and has mentioned some rather unconventional ideas that the scientific community immediately challenged and refuted him on. Some go against the grain and status quo so sharply that even those without expert training can see that the ides are a little... wanting.
A fanciful dreamer might be a polite way to put it.