smitty
I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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You would probably die from fear 12 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Well, good thing I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway.
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When Justin Roiland met Elon Musk 3 comments
I don't look forward to Veteran's Day 14 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Smile and tell them they are welcome.
It doesn't matter where you were, what you did or in what branch.
You. Still. Served.
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It doesn't matter where you were, what you did or in what branch.
You. Still. Served.
42 Years Ago 5 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Man... i forgot this was coming up.
I was in Detroit on 40th. I recall there was a special service at the Maritime Sailor's Cathedral.
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I was in Detroit on 40th. I recall there was a special service at the Maritime Sailor's Cathedral.
That twin bed is extra long tho 1 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Well... A twin bed is all you get in dorms and they kinda force cuddling so...
Besides, when you are just starting out, you gotta start somewhere.
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Besides, when you are just starting out, you gotta start somewhere.
d*ck Game probably strong 15 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Hey man, he might be chubby, but he's a good looking dude. I'm sure she thinks he's adorably cute.
He's probably amazing to/for her. It isn't ALL about the looks or physical fitness.
Sometimes people just click.
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He's probably amazing to/for her. It isn't ALL about the looks or physical fitness.
Sometimes people just click.
Honokohau Falls, Hawaii. 4 comments
Handling rejection like a boss 10 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
He was hamming it up for the pics. I mean, I don't know him personally, but forward facing, he's a pretty chill, funny guy. Just gets a little silly now and then.
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Honokohau Falls, Hawaii. 4 comments
Handling rejection like a boss 10 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Ah yes. Blaine Gibson. Probably one of the coolest guys out there on the internet.
This made some news sites when it happened.
"Guy stood up for date takes his Twitter followers on a date instead."
Sorry ladies, he's taken now and I understand she's a lovely person.
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This made some news sites when it happened.
"Guy stood up for date takes his Twitter followers on a date instead."
Sorry ladies, he's taken now and I understand she's a lovely person.
Yummy, machine extruded goodness 14 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
True, I agree. However, I think it's in a gray area. I think it could be argued as being dubious and a by-product of suffering.
Also, one stance is that it's not just a matter of animal suffering, but also one of animal exploitation. Dispite being a meat eater, there is something to be said there.
Research into this is underway and has been for sometime now. The first lab grown burger was cooked and eaten back in 2013 to a fair bit of success.
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Also, one stance is that it's not just a matter of animal suffering, but also one of animal exploitation. Dispite being a meat eater, there is something to be said there.
Research into this is underway and has been for sometime now. The first lab grown burger was cooked and eaten back in 2013 to a fair bit of success.
Computational thermoforming 5 comments
It looks very cozy. 12 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
That sort of extravagance never made sense to me. I mean, it's probably the bathroom in a suburban home, not Buckingham palace. Calm down.
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The mafia 7 comments
truth is out 7 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Never take these reports seriously. It's all about dose/response and concentration.
Everything has something in it you don't want to consume, it's all a matter of the concentration.
For example, one of the old tropes antivaxxers used to trot out was that they contained formaldehyde... ignoring the fact that as an organic molecule, the human body creates and metabolizes it in the body naturally everyday and in quantities higher than those in a vaccine.
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Everything has something in it you don't want to consume, it's all a matter of the concentration.
For example, one of the old tropes antivaxxers used to trot out was that they contained formaldehyde... ignoring the fact that as an organic molecule, the human body creates and metabolizes it in the body naturally everyday and in quantities higher than those in a vaccine.
Dad drops the truth bomb 3 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
I had a neighbor call me it on that once a long time ago.
It was Mario Cart Rainbow Road.
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It was Mario Cart Rainbow Road.
Clearly superior 12 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
BUT, we are getting ticklishly close. We are closer than you think.
We have also been able to connect bionic prosthetics to the nervous system as well, allowing for direct control of the manipulators.
It also turns out that the neuroplasticity of the human mind is a lot better than we thought, enabling users of the devices to slowly, but intuitively learn to operate or use them.
I don't have a link atm, but I have heard that there have been some experimantal trials with "nonatandard" manipulators like tentacles, (stop laughing) and even a third arm and the users were abke to learn to use them well.
YMMV, I could be misremembering.
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We have also been able to connect bionic prosthetics to the nervous system as well, allowing for direct control of the manipulators.
It also turns out that the neuroplasticity of the human mind is a lot better than we thought, enabling users of the devices to slowly, but intuitively learn to operate or use them.
I don't have a link atm, but I have heard that there have been some experimantal trials with "nonatandard" manipulators like tentacles, (stop laughing) and even a third arm and the users were abke to learn to use them well.
YMMV, I could be misremembering.
What do you expect from an iPhone 12 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
No such thing as "bullet proof." There is balisticlly rated glass and their ratings are based on the caliber and velocity of rounds they will likely stop as well as how many.
They vary greatly in thickness as well, but your garden variety glass that will resist several rounds of common caliber small arms fire at relatively close range is about two inches thick.
They vary greatly in thickness as well, but your garden variety glass that will resist several rounds of common caliber small arms fire at relatively close range is about two inches thick.
Transporting a destroyer 14 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
So I looked up the hull number and I was wrong too. DDG 58 is the USS Laboon and I didn't find anything in its history that suggested damage extensive enough to warrant a mobile drydock.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Laboon
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Laboon
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