smitty
I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
— Smitty Report User
I guess so 8 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Maybe, but when I ask a question, I expect an answer. Not verbal tapdancing.
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"f*ck asimov” 4 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Nope, not that. Military EOD robots have been equipped with shotguns and belt fed machine guns for over ten years now.
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I guess so 8 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
I went out to McD's a couple nights ago expressly for the purpose of getting fries and ice cream.
The fucking machine was broken at not just one, but two damned locations. TWO.
The A-Hole at number two really pissed me off. I pulled up to the window and asked;
"Is your ice cream machine working right now?"
"Uhh, it kinda exploded."
(WTF is that supposed to mean I wonder.)
"Can I still get some?"
"Uhh, I have it all over me."
(You still aren't answering the question asshole.)
"Can you serve me ice cream right now or not?"
"Uhh, no. It's broken."
(Thank God, a straight fucking answer.)
"I'll try some other time. Thanks." I retorted as I pulled away.
"Sorry, have a nice..." his voice diminished behind me as I pulled away. Any more pissed and I might have flipped him off as drove away.
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The fucking machine was broken at not just one, but two damned locations. TWO.
The A-Hole at number two really pissed me off. I pulled up to the window and asked;
"Is your ice cream machine working right now?"
"Uhh, it kinda exploded."
(WTF is that supposed to mean I wonder.)
"Can I still get some?"
"Uhh, I have it all over me."
(You still aren't answering the question asshole.)
"Can you serve me ice cream right now or not?"
"Uhh, no. It's broken."
(Thank God, a straight fucking answer.)
"I'll try some other time. Thanks." I retorted as I pulled away.
"Sorry, have a nice..." his voice diminished behind me as I pulled away. Any more pissed and I might have flipped him off as drove away.
The most complete mammoth head ever found 4 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Guy on the left looks like he's thinking,
"Damn it Bob, I told you not to bring that inside."
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"Damn it Bob, I told you not to bring that inside."
Father's amazing face swap with his baby 2 comments
Nothing happens 4 comments
Update on Voyager one as it has Pluto in its rear-view mirror 9 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
https://youtu.be/jaJ-xDLB_C8
Consiter again, that Pale Blue Dot.
That's here, that's home...
...that's us.
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Consiter again, that Pale Blue Dot.
That's here, that's home...
...that's us.
How confrontation in a college dorm is handled 3 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
As a resident of that dorm, I'd have reported that accusation to the facilities management.
Just like it's the cleaning staff's responsibility to report the mess to facilities after cleaning it up, NOT make accusations of any kind, founded or not.
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Just like it's the cleaning staff's responsibility to report the mess to facilities after cleaning it up, NOT make accusations of any kind, founded or not.
Our ancestors were amazing! 16 comments
"Golden hands" Snow cleaning machine 7 comments
Santa is real 8 comments
Pray for my girl 5 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Satirical? I sure hope so.
Because infidelity is one hell of a high-fuckinglarious joke, let me tell you.
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Because infidelity is one hell of a high-fuckinglarious joke, let me tell you.
You know what 11 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Must be a vegan health nut post.
I mean really, they're a lot of the same nutters that think that milking cows 'murders' them and sheering sheep skins them alive.
Were you expecting logic and sense?
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I mean really, they're a lot of the same nutters that think that milking cows 'murders' them and sheering sheep skins them alive.
Were you expecting logic and sense?
Citrus golem 9 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
I'm not sure what word among dangerous, unconstitutional or incompetent Mr. Clement
was going for, but he sure as hell missspelled the fuck out of them.
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was going for, but he sure as hell missspelled the fuck out of them.
Hit the AV button on the remote 50 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
To be fair, in those four I'm counting NBC, ABC, CBS and PBS. On UHF there were two, one was good for hockey, the Three Stooges and a hosted movie program at 8pm weeknights. The other, afternoon cartoons and Atomic Monster Theater on the weekends.
Hit the AV button on the remote 50 comments
Now this is real art 10 comments
Isolated tribe sees white man for the first time 7 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
It's cute actually. She seems to be expressing a genuine curiosity. Not just the skin tone, but the body hair too.
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Fml comp 15 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
If taking exception to the waste of freedom by the bigoted, ignorant and close minded; standing up for what I believe and for the woman I love is self righteous, well...
You're goddamned right.
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Edited 7 years ago
You're goddamned right.
The UK is in it for the long haul 23 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
What? I was talking about the monarch and the president announcing that they were getting married at the end of their press conference, downplaying it by preceding it with the colonization announcement.
One way to stop people from cheating 11 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Terms of service and parents being responsible for their children's actions. Pleading ignorance to their activities online is not a defense.
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The UK is in it for the long haul 23 comments
smitty
· 7 years ago
Probably. It would be facinating to see how it all shook out.
Interesting enough that it is something I've written about in the history of my science fiction world. A single president and a single monarch meet at an official state function of some fashion. They hit it off and in a big way. They soon begin hosting each other at Camp David and Windsor Castle on their vacations.
Both political pundits and tabloid rumor mill kick into high gear... marrage, UK/US unification, the whole lot.
At a joint conference, they announce a joint colonization initiative with the intent being the birth of a new and eventually independent nation: the United Kingdom and States Alliance, UKASA. A nation loyal to the Constitution and recognises the authority of the Crown.
And oh yeah, we're getting married too.
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Edited 7 years ago
Interesting enough that it is something I've written about in the history of my science fiction world. A single president and a single monarch meet at an official state function of some fashion. They hit it off and in a big way. They soon begin hosting each other at Camp David and Windsor Castle on their vacations.
Both political pundits and tabloid rumor mill kick into high gear... marrage, UK/US unification, the whole lot.
At a joint conference, they announce a joint colonization initiative with the intent being the birth of a new and eventually independent nation: the United Kingdom and States Alliance, UKASA. A nation loyal to the Constitution and recognises the authority of the Crown.
And oh yeah, we're getting married too.