Hey, maybe you aren't your type and that's why you think the BFs butt is nicer.
Maybe he thinks the same about yours too, that yours is nicer.

+1 for the title.

And how exactly are you supposed to use these to travel? Very nearly ALL of consumer electronics use Lithium Ion batteries and under no circumstances are you ever allowed to have Lithium Ion batteries in your check bag.

Inb4 wasted water; bla, bla, bla...
Take note of the pond to the left. It likely feeds the sprinkler system.

Depends on what else "grows" that day.

Hmm... I just might try this.

More like Doctor Loo.

Old people still kickin' it... or in this case, pwning it.

On a related note, a recently published neuroscience paper has shown that the mental health and acuity in older people has benifited from playing 3D games.
I don't recall the specific game or outcome, I'll have to dig out the reference.

I thought this was going to be a problem until I noticed this is a Tumblr screen cap.

This commenter isn't exactly wrong, but is massively naive to think it's that simple. They would do well to remember the radical and often schizophrenic shifts in international relations the US has every 4-8 years and whose military bases are on who's soil.

With the ear sticking out, looks more like a capital Q.

Pretty sure it didn't take four years to reach that state. GTA V shipped with 4k textures for PC. That's why it was on 7 DVDs and the install was 60 Gb.

You live in the wrong place.

And here we see a drunken first year bio major attempting to prove Darwin was right.

I think dude needs to play it cool. Tell the GF that her freinds are threatening him. Not who, just that they are. He should base his response on her reaction.

This smells of a new relationship and he is meeting the freinds for the first time. Dude doesn't know what exactly these freinds of hers might be capable of.
This is worth a conversation with the GF.