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I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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Clap back had me rolling 7 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I think this stopped because some saw it as sexist and made some noise about it.
Then the men who were the sort who were inclined to make these overtures stopped because It was now seen as not the right thing to do.

My suggestion is when these sorts of traditions seem to have fallen out of favor, take a long look at the modern social landscape. It seems to me that when certain antiquated "traditions" fall out of favor that need to, a few that some still think of as desireable will too out of necessity.

For the lack of a better description, call it the growing pains of social evolution.
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I Love the Stuff  13 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Except Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough ice cream.
Word has it that it's the only one with not fully natural ingredients because the raw eggs in the dough was giving people salmonella.

There was a recall and a recipe change when it was discovered.
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North sentinal island 30 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I checked, there's over 100 uncontacted tribes worldwide.
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Koala, making its way downtown 4 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
#JustAustraliaThings
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Found something to make me feel 10 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
That's awesome. I got nothing else, just awesome.
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Dis is mine teabag 3 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Hooman, I halp.
Keanu is a national treasure 8 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Be excellent to each other...
...except these assholes. Fuck them.
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You had one job Marius! 7 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
As far as I can tell, aside from the lack of running water and electricity, the 1800's were pretty bitchin.
Australian animals are built to kill 17 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I just heard about this today on the Geologic Podcast segment Interesting Fauna.
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Well, that went t*ts up 4 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Now to be fair, while this did go sideways for the Chad... in all honesty not much is going to go tits up for him for a while. ;)
You had one job Marius! 7 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Yup. That's why they had solid brass butt plates on them, usually with a round nubbin or even a small spike on them. For splitting skulls open.
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We don’t deserve this man!!!!! 11 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Well, he continues to prove the adage from his first big role:

"Be excellent to each other."
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Science b*tch! 19 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune...
"On"
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See past the Void 25 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Yeah... but that waters it down.
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See past the Void 25 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Those ones up there are the sugar free variants. The orange one is delightful with vodka and even better with St. Germain.
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See past the Void 25 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
In all seriousness, no. It's only making a fruit punch energy drink... a flat one at that.
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What a tenacious girl 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
*hardcore mariachi*
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See past the Void 25 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Add vodka and see across the expanse between universes.
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Grease monkey f*ckery 11 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
+1 because that's fucking awesome.
-1 for the title.

Care to explain why this is fuckery?
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Mother.......F**ker 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
(X)
Doubt.
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Show me the respect I deserve 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
You gotta pump those numbers up.
Those are rookie numbers.
#NotManual 3 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
No, but the right two door V8 will change your mind.
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Stones getting shaped by the ocean, very beautiful 9 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Obsidian, the volcanic glass you're thinking of isn't from the sand being heated, it's the lava itself and its black.
#NotManual 3 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
#NotManual? Yeah, I think the one legged dude is allowed.
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How about parks? 15 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Sure, but parking at my library is metered.
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