Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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Crazy ex 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Bottom line: Yes.
Stalking and harassment.
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Ozzy Osbourne, film in the making 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Indeed. This was a Reddit AMA that was also recorded and released as a Nerdist podcast.
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Ooiiii 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
*Gavin screaming
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That voice is phenomenal 13 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Yeah, but have you heard the Haley Reinhart cover?
https://youtu.be/YeapxnRNcfY
If you like that song and that doesn't make the hair stand up on the back of your neck, you don't have a pulse.
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#growingupwithglasses 18 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Getting out of the shower and stumbling back to your bedroom blinded by the foggy lenses.

Or my favorite, giving yourself a haircut and hoping for the best when you get to tthe part where you have no choice but to take your glasses off.
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As seen on TV 6 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I am usually bery critiacal of these infomercials that sell shit to solve "problems" that don't really exist if you are a competent human.

These however, these Glad, Hefty and whatever brand containers... as useful as they are, are the work of the devil himself when they're in the cabinet.
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Parallel universe theory keeps me awake at night 9 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Gonna say no here simply because the second condition of the question directly contradicts the first stated condition and is therefore a paradox.

The realization of the first condition precludes the possibility of the second.
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Too perfect 9 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
That snowball was formed with a mold. You can see the seam lines.
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Qa'pla! 7 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Nah. I'd have a yard sale and put out the flag of the Ferengi Alliance.
The army is stupid 11 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
As a veteran, I must say this is surprisingly accurate.
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The peace and quiet 7 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Doesn't have to be small, it could be well planned and laid out. Take the historical district in Savannah GA for example.
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Definitely one of the most heartbreaking and beautiful moments in Dr Who 4 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
This hurt worse than Rose.

That's right, I said it.
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I feel the speed alone would probably kill you. 7 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
They've gone plaid!
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The Best Valentine’s Gift 7 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
So says the guest thay can't spell.
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Huzzah, my good sir. 4 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Yeah, but it's Frankie Boyle.
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Men with beards are 100% more likely to have facial hair than men without beards 9 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I'm going to call it: Absolute Utter Fucking Bullshit.

Show me the paper.
The peer reviewed academic paper published in a credible scientific journal.
A scientific paper with a legitimate sample size, controlled for demographic.
A paper that acutally said this and wasn't grossly misunderstood by a scientifically ignorant "journalist."
A paper who's data actually supporta the conclusion(s) that the authors have drawn.
A paper that isn't a thinly and poorly veiled PR piece for advertising.
A study conducted and a paper written purely for scientific and academic interest and not for an "angle" or "are to grind."

Why are my demands so high and specific?
Because that's how science works.

Until then, you can stop blowing smoke up my ass.
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Pretty much all gamers, and that includes me 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Aside from that, even if you don't overclock, it will still prolong the life of the hardware.

Sometimes it's not about overheating or overclocking, it's about lifespan.
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It was worth a try 11 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Exactly. What do you call someone who graduated from medical school at the bottom of their class?

Doctor.
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Dolphin asks for help with entangled fishing line 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Not entirely sure if "ask" is quite the right word, but still incredible.
Ice Balls on Lake Michigan 6 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Almost looks like a giant bowl of Coco Puffs.
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North sentinal island 30 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I do believe you are correct. I recall that there is one particular tribe in the Amazon who are notably hostile to even observation and it is likely that there are some in African jungles too.

I don't think any genetic analysis has been performed, but you are likely correct that they most closely resemble the humans during that particular era of migration. Linguists have also determined that their language is unique and doesn't resemble others in the region.

They do have bows and have been observed to use three different arrow types. A fishing arrow, a hunting arrow and a headless blunt arrow used for warning shots.
With warning shot arrows, it can be inferred they are not without compassion, that they don't want to harm outsiders unless they are forced to.
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Oh canada 11 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
What? Celsius and Centigrade are the same thing. Centigrade is just the old name.
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Cash, credit, debit, chip card, Apple Pay, Bitcoin, Doge, or Android Pay 10 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
No, that's why he asked you idiot.
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Oh canada 11 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Ok, sure. I get it... but care to explain why the UK still uses MPH, MPG and horsepower?
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Bravo 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
They kinda have to, no matter how well known they are. The Writers Guild has gone on strike for less I think.