Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty Report User
Police brutality 9 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Four wheel/all wheel drive is NOT an invincibility force field... and that's the problem. People think it is and drive like absolute idiots.

It all comes down to driving appropriately for the conditions. If that means stay home, stay your ass the fuck at home. Buuut people don't and that's why states like Massachusetts put in place travel bans when it gets "bad." They say it's for "public safety," but it's more likely so they don't have to put up with you non driving dumb ass on the street.
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Long exposure of a snail 8 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Faces pass,
And he's home bound.

DAHDAH DAHDAH DAHDUN!
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A handy Chart 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
BOOT I WOOD WALK FAYVE HOONDRED MAYELS
AND I WOOD WALK FAYVE HOONDRED MOAR.
JOOST TOO BEE THA MAYN WHOO WALKED A THOOSAND MAYELS
TO FALL DOON AT YOOR DOOR

DA-DA DA-DAN,
DA-DA DA-DAN.
DUHDUHDUN, DUHDUHDUN, DUHDUHDUN, DUHDUHDUN, DUHDUHDUN, DUHDUHDUN!
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Comparison of 'Super Heavy' Space Rockets 4 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
The Apollo reliability percentage is not only off, but also subject to debate. It should be 85%, but BOTH accidents were related to the upper stages.

A cabin fire in Apollo 1 destroyed the capsule and killed the crew. In Apollo 13, an oxygen tank exploded and crippled the service module.
Doesn't say much about the system's reliability to deliver payload to orbit and beyond.
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No college isn’t overpriced at all 11 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I over looked it because it's practically crossed out.
No college isn’t overpriced at all 11 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
No. The $ sign is for US an Canadian dollars. (Maybe a few others too.)
Not to mention the US $ and CAN $ imprinted on the cover, publishers won't imprint that for overseas sales.
capitalism 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Sooo... they donated their beer?
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15+ tweets explain why depression makes people so tired 15 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
This isn't about romantacizing it you fucking jackass. It's about awareness, advocacy and communication.
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POWER! 8 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I'm sorry, but that's wrong. Turbofan engine power is measured in foot pounds of thrust, not horsepower.
Horsepower is a measurement of energy, a pound of thrust is a measurement of force.

The GE90 delivers 115,000 foot pounds of thrust and is the largest and most powerful turbofan in the world.
It was also developed into the GP7000, one of the two engine options for the A380.
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No, You’re Crying!! 6 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Best guess: she's roughly 20, doggo is 11. As a "kid," let's say 10 years ago.... 2008, the height of the market collapse. I'm going to guess her dad got laid off and the bank foreclosed on their house. Wherever they moved to must have been pet restricted.
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Ejaculate and evacuate 14 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
So was that drive apparently.
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Confession from a cabbie  14 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Indeed. I'm seeing it again after an entire year... and it still hurts. I'm getting choked up and my eyes are wet.
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I love this man 11 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Also played Zaphod Beeblebrox and did a damned fine job too.
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Coworkers 2 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
"Mouth breathing" got a genuine lol out of me.
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Don't check comments 2 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
The last time I saw one of these, it was a ranked match and the team forfeited becasue their team was incomplete.
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New NASA photos from Mars only seem to bring the planet that much closer to home 2 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Looking our across the desert in Kuwait at sunrise with the reds and tans, it was remarkable how much like Mars it looked.
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Fox news at its best 34 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
But what does the fox say?
Fox news at its best 34 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Genera is the plural of genus. Foxes are in the Canidae genera and are therefore dogs.
· Edited 6 years ago
Fox news at its best 34 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Foxes are mammals belonging to several genera of the family Canidae.
Canidae (from Latin, canis, “dog”) is a lineage of carnivorans that includes domestic dogs, wolves, coyotes, foxes, jackals, dingoes and others.
Well then 17 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I imagined it starting out as a child's voice and growing older to an adult. A now grown, adult daughter leaving her "mother" to die alone on her death bed.
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Crash landing 3 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Doesn't look much like a crash landing, more like a successful emergency landing.
Taking Advantage of the Wind Storm 6 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Rather quickly too.
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First day 17 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
IT'S OVER 9000!!!
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A sandwich a day... 1 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I would love to see a pic of several of their cruisers parked outside a Subway.
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All twins 7 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
C-c-c-combo breaker!
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