Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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These things 15 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
No, it's not valid. If you are living from paycheck to paycheck and 10% isn't there for any reason, something isn't getting paid... and then it's getting shut off.

If you are already living from paycheck to paycheck, you're already barely getting by as it is and that surplus you speek of might be the loose change in your pocket.
Loose change you're probably going to rely on if something comes up... like needing food.
Ever turn down an invite because you probably don't have enough gas for the rest of the week and it's already iffy if it will?
Ever roll pennies for food?
Ever miss a meal so your family won't? Often enough that you lose weight?
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Google is slowing down YouTube on Firefox and edge 4 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
That's what this is saying. It runs faster in Chrome.
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Aeroplane mode 10 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Yeah, but nah. Fuck that. I have two and work communication comes through both.
Beer for the fallen 10 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Fuck off... but before you do, click on my user name and then comment history. I commented on that very thing and it's still pretty close to the top.
Hiss 7 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
If he doesn't report her to HR, you need to. That sort of behavior is toxic to the work environment AND inevitably bleeds out into other's private lives.
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Faithful 6 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I want to say I'm not fighting the bro because maybe he didn't know... maybe you didn't tell him.
I also want to say that I'm not fighting bro because I'm gonna have an alibi and it's gonna look like an accident...

But honestly, I don't have time for that shit anymore. You go looking for something outside the relationship? Fine. You beyrayed my trust, I'm not good enough and I'm not what you need... it's something else.

I'm cutting you loose. Good luck figuring it out and finding it.
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Good summer advice 2 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
*sniff sniff*

Yup, smells like 4chan.
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Are you coming? 8 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
*Raspberry Space Rum, but yeah.
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Enough is enough 9 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Went shopping yesterday and left the store at about 4ish in the afternoon. The temp in my car read 107°F. In New England. Like, WTF?
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Still got rejected 8 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
My guess is that she actually was interested... right up to the point he turned into a raging asshole.

Sorry but not sorry. Dick move, OC deserved it.
You kinda expected a fedora tip at the end.
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Are you coming? 8 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Nope, it's the ethyl alcahol variety... the drinkable one. The other organic molecules detected in the cloud also suggest that it will taste like raspberry rum.
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Sweet sadness 4 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I thought so too...
...used to.
Tetrahedral racks 1 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Who would win? One complex spinny boi, or sand?

Seriously though, amazing.
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Under The Bed Motorized TV Lift 6 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
More than you think...
You should NEVER ship, transport, move or store a flat panel TV laying flat. Ever. For any reason.

The type of damage it can very easily cause is known and voids the warranty.
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The Weather Channel's new storm graphics 2 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Not enough explosions though.
AwWwwwWW 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
One wonders if he actually got the pink slip for it, or if it was only "sold" ;)
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Wow 2 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
"Road."
"Seasons."
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The new lord of memes 7 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Deal with it.
Jupiter and Io taken by voyager 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
For the rest of my life, I will forever hear the Interstellar soundtrack in my head when I see pictures like these.

https://youtu.be/m3zvVGJrTP8
For example, or from the ad campain:
https://youtu.be/BAzCf0ascW8
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World's Largest Pizza Delivery 6 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Now I want pizza...
Shots fired 7 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Pink Floyd begs to differ and I'm siding with them on this one.

http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/420152/remember-when-you-were-young-you-shone-like-the-sun/
Clap back 4 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Not being a selfish attention whore bragging about someone else's minor achievements like they were my own under the pretense that it gives my life value dispite the tenuous conection of a dubious relationship that won't last.
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Will they survive? You vet they will 32 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Check out the audio drama podcast "We're Alive." Spoiler, but the doctor they find is a veterinarian.

Priceless dialog:
"I've put back together the shattered ankle bone of a chihuahua, I think I can fix your arm... now sit down.
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I need this 14 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
This is precicely tbe sort of thing that's drempt up by a 12 year old and drunk by fratty Chads.
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Cool fridge shelves 6 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
The far back corners of the fridge that are already unused? The dark recesses where forgotten food goes to die?

Yeah, keep them. I'll sacrifice that for convenience.