Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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I hate the term 'friendzone' with a passion 12 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
And probably a whiny child that doesn't actually understand basic adult social interactions that needs to get their head out of the clouds and grow the fuck up.
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We've got a proper definition on Urban Dictionary now 58 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I'm sorry, but you are mistaken. I joined in the spring of 2013 and FS celebrated it's first year shortly after and it's sixth year this past spring.
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We've got a proper definition on Urban Dictionary now 58 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
No... don't. The "Dinosaur Thing" is a hornets nest. Don't poke it. It even got an entry long before FS proper did.

... and I take exception to the "takes from the sites..." comment. That's bullshit. It's called user curated.
I do want to say, "tumblr, niengag? Don't flatter yourself," but some funny shit does come from tumblr. Niengag... not so much. It's mostly all rip offs of other sites anyway.
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Understatements 4 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
* Watson and Crick talking about DNA after stealing it's discovery from Rosalind Franklin and Raymond Gosling.

Wasn't even that much of a discovery either. They "identified" it's double helix structure and sumised it's importance in 1953.
The actual discovery was mase by Friedrich Miescher almost 100 years before in 1869.

The debate on it's discovery is still open.
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Sink from Morocco 4 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Mmmnnn... not really.

All three of those, the basin, top and faucet are right out of the Kohler catalog from the Marrakesh collection. Said to be "...inspired by Moorish architecture found in this magical city..." (The city of Marrakesh.)

If you're interested, this three piece ensamble will set you back a cool $6000.
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Doing it for the kids 7 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Yes, there is a conversarion to be had about the ethics of paying those inmates $2 a day...

There's also a concersation to be had about whatever it was they did and to who that led them to earning a conviction and subesquent incarceration.
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Meteorite NWA 11119: 4.56 billion years old. Older than the earth itself 18 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Well... like they said on that list, if licking Uranus is what it takes to get Humans into space, so be it.
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Meteorite NWA 11119: 4.56 billion years old. Older than the earth itself 18 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Good question:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronological_dating

Basicly, certain radioactive isotopes of elements break down into "daughter elements" in very predictable rates and ratios.
By counting and adding up the isotopes, this can tell us how much of them were included in the rock when it formed and by comparing the ratio(s) tell us the age.

If I had to guess, they may have used Uranium-Lead, Uranium-Thorium and/or Rubidium-Strontium.
https://geomaps.wr.usgs.gov/parks/gtime/ageofearth.html

To tell that it is one, they also use the isotopes. The Earth has a known isotope signature or fingerprint. By comparing that to the canidate, they can tell if it's terrestrial or not. If it isn't, we've gotten good enough to also be able to sometimes tell where in the solar system it came from too.
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A Rob Gonsalves painting 2 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Set Adrift on Memory Bliss...
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Just another day in the street 15 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Motorcycle cops might be police officers... but more often than not, they're bikers first.
I don't find this that terribly surprising tbh.
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funny 49 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Kinda, yeah...
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funny 49 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Doesn't count...

...because it's two words.
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Awesome sculpture in Zenoff park, Steven's Point, WI 8 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Sculpture... right, sure. Call the Foundation.
Like it was made for her 10 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Drr... Drr... Drr...
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Its not cheating, obviously 8 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Conversely, also depends on what you, your boyfreind and your mom have agreed on.

And weather or not you live in Florida and plan on being on the Jerry Springer Show.
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I'm Helen 15 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
They forgot Stacy's mom.

The single mom that the other moms in the neighborhood look at suspiciously when she moves in. Calm down ladies, she won't be interested in your overweight and balding husbands that have given up on life.
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Did you know?? 8 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Yeah, well, you know, that's just , like, your opinion, man.

Seriously though, gtfo and take your fail with you.
I'll bet you're one of those idiots that thinks reading is stupid. I almost pity you, that you are so stupid you can't understand the movie and are so insensative that you can't appreciate it either.

Almost.
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Alexa is saving people 34 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Then there's the I, Robot scenario where the machines have our "best interests" in mind and are going to "look out for" and take care" of us... because we are doing a pretty shit job of it...

... but they take the Three Laws to an oppressive extreme. This call sounds like the beginning of that.

Good for that Alexa making that call, but hol up, what's next?
Difficult talking these days 6 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
They will all taste oblivion, which tastes just like Red Bull, which is disgusting.
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Water and fire source 3 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
My guess is that it's a natural spring that also has (very) high natural gas content.
Damned convenient and pretty effing cool too, I think.

Not that unusual either. There was that "eternal" flame behind a waterfall that was posted here not that long ago.
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Everytime I try to use the self-checkout. -.- (Unexpected item in Bagging Area) 4 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Nah, I just pick up my shit and go to the next one. Make it the problem of the AWOL selfcheck attendant.

If I DO see them, I hitch my thumb in its direction and tell them it's broken.
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This epic sale 3 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Calm your tits. It probably just went on clearance and the pennies part of the price is actually a code indicating how long it has been.
These things 15 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
The one "luxury" we allowed... or rather, was demanded and I conceded to was the basic internet that kinda came with the telephone land line anyway. But that story is another thing entirely.

Smartphone? Nope. No cellphone of anykind, but I eventually got a prepaid flip phone after a while that caried just enough time on it to keep the number active that I wound up barely using.
Cable? Pffft. I wish. Rabbit ears were a thing for us long after they weren't for most people.
Subscriptions? None. Ever.

Actual essentials like water and power did get turned off semi regularly (well after the phone and internet) and sometimes we'd have to make do without until payday a few days later.

I can honestly say I'm alive and didn't starve thanks to ramen and PB&J sandwiches. The silver lining is that I like them both and still do.
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110 years ago a meteor hit Tunguska Russia 7 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
No. There was no impact at the Tunguska event, it was an airburst. 6-10 kilometers above the surface.

This image as far as I can tell is from the Hoia Baciu Forest in Romainia, but reverse search is iffy on the matter because both are heavily steaped in unscientific woo and conspiracy mongering and I don't have the time, nor the patience to sift through it all.
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