Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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Death of Funsubstance 63 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
I came in here expecting insightful eulogizing on the current state of this site...

Instead I find an argument about cardboard boxes. Lol wut?
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Wen babushka make kompot 3 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Cheeki Breeki.
Perfect prank 6 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
That's where you're wrong. It IS in writing and posted at the door.

All major retailers will have a customer code of condut policy which will state (a variation of) "customers are welcome to enter our store for the purposes or shopping and/or price comparison. Prohibited activities include
but aren't limited to: photography, gathering market data for a third party, campaining, distribution of literature, protesting and fundraising. Persons discovered to be engaging in these activities will be asked to leave and the authorities will be notified as nessasary."

Impersonation of an employee quite easily fits into suspicion of corporate espionage and the above mentioned gathering of market data.
"Lol bro, just a joke," is a poor excuse and will very likely get you escorted from the building in cuffs.
Perfect prank 6 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
That's trespassing and a good way to get arrested.
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We could use the UN flag but that would be a tragedy for everyone 4 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
US flag? Also no.

I highly doubt that any administration in the near future, reguardles of affiliation, will have the political will to properly fund NASA to make it happen. They have and will continue to have brainwashed their supposed constituants that there's other, more pressing matters.

My money is on a corporate flag.

This is how it begins, the sci-fi trope of the future being ruled by megacorporation overlords. Not that the politicians let it happen... it's that they were too busy squabbling over who is right and lying to the people about it to even notice it was happening.
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Shit I already know 6 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
You just got Sarged.
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On the toilet. I'm reading this while on the toilet 13 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
A certain FS'er, huh? No kidding... big smiley face indeed, that's awesome.

No worries, I work in merchandising, more specifically doing the merchandise resetting in store remodels. With the promotion, I'm running projects now.
On the toilet. I'm reading this while on the toilet 13 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I'm doing fairly well, all things in the recentish past consitered. Just promoted with a raise at work. Also traveling a bunch for work like I used to, too.

You?
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It's a hot one ladies and gentlemen 3 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Yeah, but this is Frankie Boyle.
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I'll give you my kidney 19 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I accept.
That *or* is really important.
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I'm coming home, tell the world, I'm coming home 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Damn it, that song will rip your heart open.
The video is even worse.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
As you should.
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Really made my day 11 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Nope, kharma has much better things in store for her.
Much. Better. Things.
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Anon discovers his ancestry 5 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I think the answer lies in the far more recent Imperial Japanese occupation of Korea from 1910 to 1945 and "Comfort Women."
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I mean it’s a fair question 10 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Ok, how about turning their car's airbag into a Claymore mine by gluing crystals to it?

That's a not a good sign.
When I travel I wanna see things and it becomes a problem when you don’t 13 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
You watch them use a bad internet connection.

And on a more serious note:
When older and divorced, how they handle your kid(s).
“As I understood...” = I have no clue what’s going on 4 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I don't announce I'm cc'ing someone in. They can read the header.
May humans live on 17 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Probably an Analemma:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analemma

A hole in one of the stones would allow a shaft of light to shine on a slab with markers on it. Viewed at the same time every day, the position of the spot on the analemma would tell you the month.
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Portal to another world 2 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Xen.
Girl listening to music 3 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Meh. Ligtning connector, no big loss.
Don't be in the fools club 20 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Homeopathy is refered to as being a:
Supplemental, Complimentary, Alternative Medicine.
Take a closer look at the name.

It's not just a pseudoscience, it's fraud.
http://www.1023.org.uk
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Merp derp 9 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
I have no problem with calling that a vegetable patty... but calling that, or more importantly labeling the package as a "cheeseburger" will land you in court.

Vegan? No dairy, it's not cheese and you can't call it that. The USDA and the FTC won't let you call something it isn't.
Same with the burger part. Burger can be any meat, but it's usually beef. If it isn't meat, it's not a burger and again the USDA and the FTC will come knocking.
Why do you think chicken is "misspelled" on vegetarian/vegan alternatives? Calling it "Chik'n" is ok, but not chicken if it isn't.

Don't get me wrong, there are some veggie options that are fuuucking amazing... but don't insult what you're imitating or my intelligence by calling something it isn't.
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It's all so simple now 14 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Do it right and the performance on both of those can be just about the same...
However, the one on top is an RPG magnet. Drive that out of your garage on even a moderatly full server and you're getting hosed.
A Kingfisher's underwater hunt 4 comments
smitty · 6 years ago
Well, not anymore they don't.
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