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smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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Well... Murrica 16 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
The point here is that, at the core, it is indicitive of the failings of education in the US...
Way before any supposed ethnocentric based racisim comes into play.

If the school you went to was even okish, you'd have been taught that the current base 10 numbering system is arabic in origin.
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Smooth landing in a strong headwind 1 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
I like to think it sounded like a squeeky toy when it touched down.
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"the myth" 8 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
First of all, who tf is Richard? That's Bill Gates.

Second, he is. Says so in the subtitle.

Third, so far, as of August 2017, he's given away half of that, $50 Billion
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Florida man is neutral 8 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Problem is, is that it's still a kidnapping charge now also componded by endangerment and abandonment.
Florida man is neutral 8 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
You kinda answered the question by saying Florida.
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Happy fathers day 9 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
You raise a fair point, but maybe Daddy-O is a single dad and you know... might be looking for a better half?

Just sayin'.
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Worth it? 8 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
She was greedy, selfish and self centered... and she paid the price for it.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2263518/I-left-love-life-I-thought-I-better-Now-Im-childless-42.html
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Really? 6 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Which makes the iTunes shut down situation really interesting to see how it's going to shake out.

It's already happened with the Kindle, where the license to distribute a title expired and everyone that had "purchased" a "copy" found that it had been removed from.their devices without their knowlage.
If I'm not mistaken, this incident was one of the first instances that brought "ownership" or media into the spotlight.

Only briefly though, because the vast majority of consumers are credulous, foolish and fickle idiots with the memory of a fucking goldfish that will be surprised the next time it happens.
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Really? 6 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Good concept, but it's not ready for prime time. The state of the infrastructure required makes this iffy at best.

Just remember, off comments defending always on technology at the last next gen iteration got people fired.
Dielectric breakdown - or how electricity finds the "path of least resistance": 2 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
I learned from an electrician that "it made an angry sound" is a semi-technical term that is used.
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Physics 2 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
They just haven't looked in the right place. The missing matter is in the packing material that the equipment is shipped in that they are using to look for it. :P
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GayQuil 7 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
@guest, first of all, non sequiter.

Second, I do. The rah, rah, rah, sis boom bah of support the troops isn't that different from what the majority do when pride month comes around... or any other psuedo-activisim stance for that matter.

It's all patriotism and flag waving but when the cards are down and it's really needed, where's the support? Just like the fart in the wind it's worth, it's gone. I'm sorry, but getting clapped at in an airport isn't "support."

Support of the troops starts at the ballot box.
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Hell yeah 6 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
50 Million newly disabled in China now.
¯\_( ツ)_/¯
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I know is outdated. But Apple fans are still the same 6 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
No. I beg to differ.
Apple's constant lies about their "innovation" and their two-faced stance on idea theft was extreme, but $1000 for a stand that should come with the monitor is beyond the pale.

This well deserved.
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Aint got much going on 2 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
For the reply:

https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/162314/thank-you-for-reminding-me/

and because got tired retyping it the 3 times before that one and I didn't feel like retyping it each of the 5-6 times it's been posted since, I book marked it.
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We need a Dogenostate 11 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
[Citation Needed]
Puzzle solved 15 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
It's only just a rip off of Million Dollars, But... but sure, ok.
That does in deed make him a dummy 2 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Florida Man strikes again!
It’s never for the right reasons 10 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
The point is that now that's legal, corporations can "support" it exploitatively purely for marketing without fear of shareholder repercussions.
It just happens that this is only the first or second pride month since.
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Found at an Alabama Walmart 3 comments
smitty · 7 years ago
Copyright Infringement-opoly.

Not that Walmart ever cared about that. They've been busted with outright counterfit goods several times before.
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