Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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Gotta stay socially contentious 5 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
They didn't say it was. The apology was for excluding women in the original punchline.
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This dude is a frickin' legend 5 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
r/unexpectedscp
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So proud 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Ok, ok... that's kinda funny.
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I'm gonna need a better PC 19 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Somewhere out there, Scott Manley's heart started racing... and he doesn't know why yet. :)
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Cats and dogs can get along 5 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Word has it that cheetahs can be nervous and anxious, so they get them emotional support dogs. Usually goldens, as illustrated here.

Also the largest of the cats that purr... and meow if I'm not mistaken.
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80085 12 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Huuuge tracts... of land.
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Luis "Lou" Alvarez, a 9/11 first responder announced Wednesday that he is now 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Whispered:
witness me brother... shiny... and chrome....
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You’ll never guess what Elastigirl does 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Pretty sure Violet is a reference to a "shrinking violet," a very shy and timid person.
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Dont let them control you! 8 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Sniff, sniff...
Yup, smells like 4-chan.
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It's always been Sign Of The Times by Three Days Grace for me for some reason 25 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd
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In Starship Troopers (1997) the cast agreed to do the co-ed shower scene only if the 10 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Exceptionally different.
As it happens, I saw the movie first, then read the book... and I think I enjoyed them better better that way.
This is amazing 10 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Why tf was that comment deleted? I sure as hell didn't.
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Why so somber 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Not necessarily... he's playing Johnny Silver hand, a key charecter in Night City in Cyberpunk. He was missing and presumed dead after the Arasaka headquarters was nuked.

He might only be just a digital ghost that only the player can see and hear... but then again, Johnny was also a deck runner and he might have been able to transmit himself into the 'net and this is his full mind.

OR, this just might be Johnny's triumphant return.
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IMBD average rating for the series vs finale 15 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Futurama Finale? Which one? Didn't it come back from cancelation twice?
It's true. College professors don't give two f*cks 9 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
That last bit there in your first bit @atreinero, is the key: "We are all adults..." and human too.

That said, were I to attend a course relating to Astronomy and/or Physics taught by a professor who is published in the literature, made a signifigant discovery or even is a Nobel Lauriate... rest asured I would conduct myself to a much higher standard.
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Risitas 20 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Brian Blessed.
'nuff said.
Or maybe Steven Fry.

Aaaannnddd apparently no more URL's in the comments anymore. That's just great. Spammers ruin it for everyone.
Russiron man 13 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
I want you to think long an hard about that.
About flying cars.

Do you trust other drivers? What percentage of them?
A majority... or a minority of other drivers that you think you can trust to operate their vehicles within the laws of the road and local customs.
To merge properly, to change lanes correctly.
To drive the apropriate speed for the road and the lane they are in.

Now, imagine the average driver and remember that half of them are stupoder than that.

And you want to give them flying cars?

No fucking thank you.
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Right good left bad 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
I wouldn't know... both are bad. :(
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T-T-T-T-TARGETTT 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
r/unexpectedscp
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This is amazing 10 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
They did so with the support of his family and his daughter said this on the red carpet for the premier:

“He always said, ‘Keep my name alive. Let them know who I am.’ So he would be thrilled by all of this, definitely,”

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-et-toy-story-4-don-rickles-mr-potato-head-rex-20190619-story.html
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welp 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
I thought this was about military recruitment before I scrolled down further...
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What is wrong with you boys 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Witness me brother!
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Christian Women : Can I tell you about our lord and saviour? Me : 14 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Not to bad actually. You?
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There are still good people..... God bless him:) 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
That's the thing, most of those pukes don't know how it works. If they had a sliver of a hint and were genuine buisness people and real internet social media whatevers, they'd know that:
1) You buy it first at cost.
2) THEN deduct it from your taxes as an operational expense.

Otherwise, free goods have to be declared at retail value as income on your taxes.
I'd loooove to hear about an influencer going toe to toe with the IRS over unreported income.
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Occam's Razor 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Funny, but still a rip off of Rooster Teeth.
https://youtu.be/HINYhLtaaxc