Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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I went to the worst escape room ever 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
r/unexpectedscp
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Happened on WoW (2005) : An epidemy was brought through a glitch by some players, causing 5 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Then there was the Lord Kazzak kiting incident. Smaller scale, but far more hillarious.

The short version is Lord Kazzak was a high level boss, but encountered in the overworld, not a dungeon. Some enterprising players, probably Horde, managed to kite him over the course of several hours to the Alliance city Stormwind... a starting city chock full of new players. When Kazzak makes a kill, he regens his health. As such, he was unkillable and layed waste to the city for like an entire weekend.
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The coolest 5 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
* Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
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Mix Ma$ter Martha 1 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Hmmm... looks legit, so what's up? Is she laying down a track for her homie Snoop?
F u r n a c e 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
One?

That's a rookie number.
You gotta pump that number up.
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*hits blunt* Maybe because they were legos 16 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
I feel that the movie was ok... for what they did do/show, but it was lacking and left me wanting more. A lot more.

IMO, it should have been a 3+ hour epic, if not split up into 2 or more movies to truly cover the material.
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*hits blunt* Maybe because they were legos 16 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
The enemy's gate is down.
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AMD too strong 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
*heavy breathing
Fooseball 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Maybe a little disappointed, but not gonna lose sleep over it.
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Fooseball 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Maybe... but does he have any Superbowl wins? Nope, no follow through. He must not be getting given a good enough team to support him.

Just like Brady, but he still managed to win a couple in spite of that.

Besides, this is a bullshit statistic. The 20's is only a couple days old. Har-de-har-har, that's "funny." XP
Well that doesn't happen everyday! 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
When Day Breaks...
It's such a beautiful day out today, such a shame to waste it inside.
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You don't need to read dis title dammit, there is a f*cking red circle there! 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
I briefly did slot cars as a hobby... the level or grade that was the equivalent of F-1 race cars, not that Tyco stuff you set up on the livingroom floor. Huge six to ten lane tracks and frighteningly fast cars...

When I bought my own and tuned it up a bit, I wrote "If you can read this, flip me back over please." on the bottom with a marker.
Makes sense 12 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Well, GTA Five is an exception to a degree. There is an absolutely huge selection of apparel across the casual to formal spectrum... you can even match & coordinate your firearms to your outfit if you like.

Dispite that though, most online players still dress their charecter like they got dressed in the dark at poorly stocked thrift shop.
Get a flu shot 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Almost?
For sunset lovers 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
When Day Breaks...
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Old but gold 2 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
I could be wrong, but I think in the UK it might be proper etiquette to send an invite to the queen...
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Correcting mistakes 7 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
It could be either Kelly-087 or Linda-058 and another of the Spartan II scientists, Dr. Halsey didn't run it alone.
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This guy made half of the copyrightfree Backgroundmusic on the Internet. He composed 5 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
This man practically wrote the soundtrack for the internet.
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Everything that fits in Pink Floyd's touring van 3 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
This is also the cover to the 1994 remastered release of Ummagumma Live. :)
... which was not available seperately, it was part of a double disk set, a remaster of the studio Ummagumma. Next to impossible to find now.
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Happy Halloween and may the force be with you! 2 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
Looks like it might be some kinda prop shop. Those look like Monsters Inc. canisters in the background.
This Is the Only Disney Live Action I Wanna See 4 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
I'm torn on this...
Yes, this is a vastly underrated classic. It is undoubtedly an incredible movie and one of my favorites...

... however, it did kind of leave me wanting more. I feel like there should have been more to the story, like pehaps more stops along the way. Now, it has been forever and a day since I saw any of the Treasure Island films or read the book, so I can't recall the plot line path.

If it's genuine live action and not CGI passed off as it, a script that covers the bases and expands on it, get us a good director like maybe Ridley Scott, Double Negative and New Deal Studios (Interstellar) and Weta Works, along with a cast that causes people to exclaim, holy shit, they got them to sign on?

Well, I will camp out for that.
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The Official Unofficial Funsub Minecraft Server is up and Running!! 20 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
Bedrock or Java? I'm assuming Java.
Eitherway, I'll probably peek in this weekend.
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Hard to be mad when you're having such a good time 7 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
Even in space, all vehicles must have a tape of Queen's Greatest Hits.
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Cheaters, they weren't it 3 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
Whelp... someone call the Foundation. Looks like we have another 3008 instance.
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Only kids born in the 1920s can read this 8 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
Here's the thing Cunt Bev, some can dispite not being taught to, you presumptive bitch.

Second, for those that can't... do you know why?
The same reason they can't fix a button, hem pants, change oil or a tire, cook for themselves and perform basic household repairs.

The political "leadership" that you and your contemporaries voted in enacted "budget cuts" as a "cost cutting" measure and gutted the curricula... all while giving themselves raises.

The same "leadership" that allowed the bank deregulation that almost crashed the planet.

The same "leadership" that allowed minimum wage to stagnate and not keep pace with inflation like it was supposed to... making it next to impossible for the vast majority of Millennials, Gen Z's and even Gen X'ers to ever own their own home.

That's why, Cunt Bev.
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