Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany (in winter!) 19 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Heidelberg is nice to visit, I want to live in Neuschwanstein.

I've mentioned it before, but it bears mentioning here... Should I win the lotto, one of those obscenely large ones that make international news, I'm buying a mountain and having a Neuschwanstein Castle replica built.

Probably to scale, but I'll also loan it out free of charge to high schools for their proms.
AND of of course I'll dress up like Dumbledore to open the event and warn them of the trolls in the dungeon.
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ikea 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Eischer's estate would like to have a word with you...
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This is how brehs become multicultural 1 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Step 1: Move to Russia, commit your crime there.

Ukrainian is a different language.
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This poorly translated food menu from a hotel in Saudi Arabia 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
I don't see it on here, but my favorite is "Paul is Dead."
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Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 21 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
I wanted to thank everyone for their support.

I finished my first round today and I think I'm doing ok. Each round for my treatment is three days... day one was ok, but two and three left me a bit beat.

I still have several more rounds and a buch more tests... I'll keep you guys updated.
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Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 21 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
I think she did. :)
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Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 21 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Yup, very intentional.
When the Chemo itself actually started, I even asked the nurse to make sure my supersuit wasn't green or animated.
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Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 21 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Cancer can go eff itself, that's why I wore my Deadpool shirt. :P
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Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 21 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Well, the long and the short of it is it's Stage 4 Bladder Small Cell Carcinoma, which is rare... but responds well to treatment.
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Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 21 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Not quite the selfie entrance I intended to make, but @blushing_lurker encouraged me to post this.
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*or celebrity 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Given the pic, I'll go with:

Live... another day and seal the next deal.
Laugh... at the rival Families and Cops.
Love... The Family.

...and if all else fails, ratta-tat-tat mfer.
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Usain Bolt runs as a guide for blind Paralympic champion Terezinha Guilhermina in Rio 1 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
...because that's what heros do.
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Better than most Americans 29 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Hilarious and to be fair, he probably did better than quite a few of our own citizens would do tbh.

On another note, you gotta look up Life of Boris on YouTube, Pronouncing All 50 States. He kinda applied slavic pronunciation rules and hilarity ensues.
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A picture taken in the infrared range of light 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
[Citation needed]
Beautiful sunset at Mount Washington State Park 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
That? You downvote that? A correction? Jesus people, if you were paying attention, you'd have seen that the correction was already in the reddit post you ripped it off from.
Beautiful sunset at Mount Washington State Park 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Sorry, but this isn't Mount Washington. It's Mount Rainier in Washington State.
Mount Washington is in New Hampshire.
Organic room, me, digital painting, 2019 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
r/unexpectedscp
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Devil’s Tower in Wyoming Today! [OC] 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Dee - dee - dee... BAAHH-BAAAMMM!
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RIP in STEM, Grant 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
They sort of eulogized him on the most recent episode of Adam Savage's Still Untitled podcast.
It was touching. :(
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I tried recreating Ragnar's hairstyle on demryn today 18 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
I know, right? I mean he already looked like a Viking and you nailed it mia.
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Made an Interstellar inspired scene in my backyard to try to stay creative in quarantine 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
It's impossible Cooper!
No. It's necessary.
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Hiker watching the eruption of Mt. St. Helen’s from about 37 miles away 7 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
I'm kinda thinking that by the time it reaches the magnitude in the second picture...
YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE RUNNING.
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New HR policy on first aid supplies 1 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Yes, har-har. Hilariously funny.

But, depending on the mood of an OSHA inspector, this could net you a fine as much as $75,000.
(A couple thousand for each missing or expired item that's supposed to be in there.)

$75k fine for being silly. Not worth it.
And if it's my worksite, I'd politely inform them that First Aid Kits are not jokes or to be fooled around with... don't give me the 'not in the budget' either. 75k isn't in the budget either. Push back with me, I'll call OSHA myself.
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My immortal soul went into this post 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
And something is literally happening right now.
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Her: I Iike guys which use their head.. Me: 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
This is so low res, I litterally can't see what is happening.