smitty
I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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This is how brehs become multicultural 1 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
Step 1: Move to Russia, commit your crime there.
Ukrainian is a different language.
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Edited 4 years ago
Ukrainian is a different language.
Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 21 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
I wanted to thank everyone for their support.
I finished my first round today and I think I'm doing ok. Each round for my treatment is three days... day one was ok, but two and three left me a bit beat.
I still have several more rounds and a buch more tests... I'll keep you guys updated.
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I finished my first round today and I think I'm doing ok. Each round for my treatment is three days... day one was ok, but two and three left me a bit beat.
I still have several more rounds and a buch more tests... I'll keep you guys updated.
Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 21 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
Yup, very intentional.
When the Chemo itself actually started, I even asked the nurse to make sure my supersuit wasn't green or animated.
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When the Chemo itself actually started, I even asked the nurse to make sure my supersuit wasn't green or animated.
Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 21 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
Well, the long and the short of it is it's Stage 4 Bladder Small Cell Carcinoma, which is rare... but responds well to treatment.
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Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 21 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
Not quite the selfie entrance I intended to make, but @blushing_lurker encouraged me to post this.
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*or celebrity 6 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
Given the pic, I'll go with:
Live... another day and seal the next deal.
Laugh... at the rival Families and Cops.
Love... The Family.
...and if all else fails, ratta-tat-tat mfer.
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Live... another day and seal the next deal.
Laugh... at the rival Families and Cops.
Love... The Family.
...and if all else fails, ratta-tat-tat mfer.
Better than most Americans 29 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
Hilarious and to be fair, he probably did better than quite a few of our own citizens would do tbh.
On another note, you gotta look up Life of Boris on YouTube, Pronouncing All 50 States. He kinda applied slavic pronunciation rules and hilarity ensues.
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On another note, you gotta look up Life of Boris on YouTube, Pronouncing All 50 States. He kinda applied slavic pronunciation rules and hilarity ensues.
Beautiful sunset at Mount Washington State Park 2 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
That? You downvote that? A correction? Jesus people, if you were paying attention, you'd have seen that the correction was already in the reddit post you ripped it off from.
Beautiful sunset at Mount Washington State Park 2 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
Sorry, but this isn't Mount Washington. It's Mount Rainier in Washington State.
Mount Washington is in New Hampshire.
Mount Washington is in New Hampshire.
Devil’s Tower in Wyoming Today! [OC] 4 comments
RIP in STEM, Grant 3 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
They sort of eulogized him on the most recent episode of Adam Savage's Still Untitled podcast.
It was touching. :(
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It was touching. :(
Hiker watching the eruption of Mt. St. Helen’s from about 37 miles away 7 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
I'm kinda thinking that by the time it reaches the magnitude in the second picture...
YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE RUNNING.
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YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE RUNNING.
New HR policy on first aid supplies 1 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
Yes, har-har. Hilariously funny.
But, depending on the mood of an OSHA inspector, this could net you a fine as much as $75,000.
(A couple thousand for each missing or expired item that's supposed to be in there.)
$75k fine for being silly. Not worth it.
And if it's my worksite, I'd politely inform them that First Aid Kits are not jokes or to be fooled around with... don't give me the 'not in the budget' either. 75k isn't in the budget either. Push back with me, I'll call OSHA myself.
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But, depending on the mood of an OSHA inspector, this could net you a fine as much as $75,000.
(A couple thousand for each missing or expired item that's supposed to be in there.)
$75k fine for being silly. Not worth it.
And if it's my worksite, I'd politely inform them that First Aid Kits are not jokes or to be fooled around with... don't give me the 'not in the budget' either. 75k isn't in the budget either. Push back with me, I'll call OSHA myself.
My immortal soul went into this post 6 comments
Her: I Iike guys which use their head.. Me: 3 comments
I've mentioned it before, but it bears mentioning here... Should I win the lotto, one of those obscenely large ones that make international news, I'm buying a mountain and having a Neuschwanstein Castle replica built.
Probably to scale, but I'll also loan it out free of charge to high schools for their proms.
AND of of course I'll dress up like Dumbledore to open the event and warn them of the trolls in the dungeon.