Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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The Eiffel Tower bursts into color 1 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
So... Saint's Row Paris?
Solving Racism 3 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
So here's a funny syncronicity thing that just happened...

I've signed up for a Snack Crate subscription. Every month, they send you a box of snacks from a different country. For the introductory offer, I could choose one of three locations or random.

I chose random aaand I got Germany! Yum.
The Ritter Sport bar was kinda the crown jewel of the box, but there is sooo much more yummyness in there. Like real, genuine Haribo.

Pretty sure I didn't get those kisses though.
Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany (in winter!) 19 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
As long as @demryn comes too :)
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Talkin to the green brehs be like 7 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Well... how about we fund and listen to the scientists in reguards to Thorium reactors? They are safer and can scale smaller than "conventional" Uranium plants do.

We only went with Uranium plants because they also supported the cold war arms race and Thorium research stagnated.

We still need Plutonium for RTGs though.
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Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany (in winter!) 19 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Oh yeah...
For Halloween parties, I'll hire a Hollywood VFX company to dress up the castle too. The castle itself will be in costume. :)
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Suddenly I'm radical 6 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
smh.
Solution: Call federal EPA about the bleach. Let kharma do the rest.
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My brother crying because he cant blow out the candles. And me, not giving a f*ck 10 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Ah yes, the old days. Where not everyone got an effing trophy.
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Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany (in winter!) 19 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Heidelberg is nice to visit, I want to live in Neuschwanstein.

I've mentioned it before, but it bears mentioning here... Should I win the lotto, one of those obscenely large ones that make international news, I'm buying a mountain and having a Neuschwanstein Castle replica built.

Probably to scale, but I'll also loan it out free of charge to high schools for their proms.
AND of of course I'll dress up like Dumbledore to open the event and warn them of the trolls in the dungeon.
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ikea 3 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Eischer's estate would like to have a word with you...
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This is how brehs become multicultural 1 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Step 1: Move to Russia, commit your crime there.

Ukrainian is a different language.
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This poorly translated food menu from a hotel in Saudi Arabia 4 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
I don't see it on here, but my favorite is "Paul is Dead."
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Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 21 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
I wanted to thank everyone for their support.

I finished my first round today and I think I'm doing ok. Each round for my treatment is three days... day one was ok, but two and three left me a bit beat.

I still have several more rounds and a buch more tests... I'll keep you guys updated.
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Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 21 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
I think she did. :)
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Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 21 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Yup, very intentional.
When the Chemo itself actually started, I even asked the nurse to make sure my supersuit wasn't green or animated.
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Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 21 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Cancer can go eff itself, that's why I wore my Deadpool shirt. :P
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Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 21 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Well, the long and the short of it is it's Stage 4 Bladder Small Cell Carcinoma, which is rare... but responds well to treatment.
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Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 21 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Not quite the selfie entrance I intended to make, but @blushing_lurker encouraged me to post this.
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*or celebrity 6 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Given the pic, I'll go with:

Live... another day and seal the next deal.
Laugh... at the rival Families and Cops.
Love... The Family.

...and if all else fails, ratta-tat-tat mfer.
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Usain Bolt runs as a guide for blind Paralympic champion Terezinha Guilhermina in Rio 1 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
...because that's what heros do.
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Better than most Americans 29 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Hilarious and to be fair, he probably did better than quite a few of our own citizens would do tbh.

On another note, you gotta look up Life of Boris on YouTube, Pronouncing All 50 States. He kinda applied slavic pronunciation rules and hilarity ensues.
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A picture taken in the infrared range of light 2 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
[Citation needed]
Beautiful sunset at Mount Washington State Park 2 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
That? You downvote that? A correction? Jesus people, if you were paying attention, you'd have seen that the correction was already in the reddit post you ripped it off from.
Beautiful sunset at Mount Washington State Park 2 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Sorry, but this isn't Mount Washington. It's Mount Rainier in Washington State.
Mount Washington is in New Hampshire.
Organic room, me, digital painting, 2019 4 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
r/unexpectedscp
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