Splitting lanes is not only legal in many places, it's also encouraged, particularly in California due to traffic congestion concerns.

But there is incentive for the footie player to NOT act like a little bitch. Red Card.

You gon' act like a bitch?
You can get off my pitch.

I can do you one better.
Scarab Skull, yes... but, dual wield SMG's.
O.o

Yeah, Legendary is a trip, but I got two words for you: Scarab Skull.

Here's the thing, zoologists know they are nervous creatures and the ones in captivity are given emotional support animal companions. Usually Golden Retrievers.

Kid you not. :)

Well, there's also the fact he went waaaay off the deep end. Google Terryology, you'll see what I mean.

Besides, all reports I heard indicated he did go diva about pay and billing.

Joe Rogan?

:-)
When I chose the title, this is more or less the sort of reaction/comment I was anticipating. Cheers!

Yup, X Gonna give it to ya.
Time to make the chimichangas.

So here's a funny syncronicity thing that just happened...

I've signed up for a Snack Crate subscription. Every month, they send you a box of snacks from a different country. For the introductory offer, I could choose one of three locations or random.

I chose random aaand I got Germany! Yum.
The Ritter Sport bar was kinda the crown jewel of the box, but there is sooo much more yummyness in there. Like real, genuine Haribo.

Pretty sure I didn't get those kisses though.

As long as @demryn comes too :)

Oh yeah...
For Halloween parties, I'll hire a Hollywood VFX company to dress up the castle too. The castle itself will be in costume. :)

Wait, what?