Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty Report User
Starring nic cage 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Sounds like a Rick and Morty episode.
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What a timeline 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
I have mixed feelings about these sorts of things.
On one hand, it may seem heartless to block or obstruct a place a homeless person may take shelter.

On the same token however, it is to my mind, a non trivial safety and security concern for both the employees that work in the building and the facility itself when there are potential sheltering spots at or near entrances.
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Happy cyber security awareness month everybody! 1 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Easy solution, forward each of them back to IT individually for investigation with the note, "caught another for you..."
Look on the bright side 11 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
2020 isn't over yet. Give it time.
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The sun coming up behind a tree on a foggy morning 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
When day breaks...
It's that day again. 11 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Yup, you got it. I'm taking it one appointment, one diagnosis, one treatment and one day at a time.
It's the best I can do and you know what? Lately, I've been having more good days than bad. :)
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The god of spooky time 7 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
I just checked... $300 USD :(
...but the eyes light up.
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The god of spooky time 7 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Ok, so I'm gonna need about six of these dudes for my yard.
One will be hiding behind the 15 foot ornamental pine in the front yard and will be peeking out from behind it. Another will be on the roof, climbing over the peak while hanging on to the chimney.
Perhaps one will be hiding behind the fence and be peeking into the front yard from the back, Kilroy style.
No so sure about the others yet, but I'll think of something.
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It's that day again. 11 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
No, thank you. :)

When I was mulling over weather or not to post, decided I probably should because in a weird sort of way, I owe it to you guys.
Owed in the sense that many of you care, have a vested interest or are just simply curious.

I've become kinda known as "The Deadpool Guy here at the Cancer Center.
Last week, the scan technician said I looked familiar and asked if I recently had a scan or procedure there. I had, I told her and I was probably wearing my Deadpool socks. "YES!" she exclaimed, "I was sure I knew you."
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It's that day again. 11 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Caaancerrr sucks, it really, really sucks.

Almost didn't post this time. Same shirt, same chair, same treatment... nothing really new.

Now, that said, I did have mid-treatment scans last week and got the results today. Doc says that they "look very good." It's not yet a victory, but good progress.
I'll have scans again after Round 4. Probably the week of October 18th. Those will be very informative as to the nature of the continuing mantenance treatment I will need.
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When warriors cook 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
* Face palm *
Take your damned +1.
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I beat cancer and now my Aunt has it, I shaved my head to show her we can do it together 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Well... my ponytail wasn't quite that big. Just a little one, kinda like a samurai top knot. :p

Thank you though, Round 3 starts Monday. :)
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9 months of Marvin 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Why isn't this dog's name Cap?
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Life, uh, finds a way 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Life... uh, finds a way.
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Guarded standing flaky Gerbil 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Commander Sinclair on Babylon 5 said it best when commenting on the multitude of religions on Earth:
"I don't think God cares how we say our prayers, that we say them at all is enough."
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ITAP of today’s Crew Dragon launch from my back yard 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
At least I'll be off Earth. :p
ITAP of today’s Crew Dragon launch from my back yard 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Begone bot.
This was like two months ago.
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Ooh thats rough 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Paige! N... ...wait. Is this your department Paige?
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Wot 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Yay for Face Jam!
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You just got scammed 8 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Ebay, it's cheaper for a reason.
Accurate serious tremendous Cassowary 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Yeah? Wait until you try to wrap your noggin around Superfluid and Bose-Einstien Condensate.
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Pick up that book you’ve been thinking about 9 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Could have read a book about punctuation, but here we are.
Yeet 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
If that's a Karen statement, I can promise you that the subtext is "...but only if I'm comfortable with it and it fits in with my idylic white picket fence suburbia."
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Either way it smells like Illinois! 1 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Or like Massachusetts... or Vermont.
Or even New Hampshire for that matter.
Bisexuals of the Blade 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Looks to be a basket hilt rapier on the right and a two handed short sword on the left.
Thoughts?
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