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I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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A Civil War envelope 1 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Um, probably not actually. Two reasons:
That envalope is far too pristine to be 155-160 years old, so maybe a reproduction? But a poor one for the second reason:

That's not the US flag from the Civil War. There were four US flags from 1859 to 1865 with 33, 34, 35 and 36 stars. The blue fields above are frankly a mess and have at best 24-28 stars. 24 stars dates to 1822 and 28 in 1846. 39 and 15 years prior, respectively.
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Now that I understand the scale of the problem it's terrifying 5 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Not to downplay Australia's situation, but at one point, pretty much the entirety of the west coast of the US was on fire.

Not only that, I think I could smell smoke... on the East Coast. Probably mistaken, but I don't know.
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Sounds kind of awesome 17 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Million Dollars, But... ripoff, but ok.
Rare picture of Devil's horn sunrise 4 comments
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Standard in all Vietnam Era Hueys 1 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Hmmm... this must be a different version. The one I saw had a rotary switch with Long Tall Sally, Forunate Son, Gimme Shelter and a few others.
idiots 1 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Funnily enough, I just watched a Linus Tech Tips video today about the comparison they ran with a render machine thats half the cost of the PC that stomped a mud hole on that Apple Power Mac.
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Dune Trailer (2020) 5 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Sort of, but in a darker, grittier way with powerful guilds. Guilds capable of holding governments, entire planets and even systems hostage to get their due.
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Dune Trailer (2020) 5 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
As an added bonus to that trailer and in a rare twist, the music was arranged by the composer of the soundtrack, Hans Zimmer...

A full orchestral arrangement with choir of Pink Floyd's Eclipse, the use of which is forshadowing in itself.

Also believed to be a bit of a tip of the hat to the never realised mid 70's Dune movie to be directed by Alejandro Jodorowsky, for which was going to have Pink Floyd write the soundtrack.
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Not just Round 4, it's the 4th of four scheduled. Next, the maintenance phase. 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Indeed. Optimism is very important.
From what I've learned before and during this process, you:
- You can't cure cancer, but you sure as hell can beat the odds by beating it into submission... or rather, remission. Do this by following the expertise and leadership of your physicians and nurses.
- Be reasonably optimistic. Take it one day, appointment, diagnosis and treatment at a time. Don't get slogged down in the minutiae of future what ifs and mights. Focus on now, plan for tomorrow.
- Get connected with a Paliative Care Nurse as SOON as possible. They will do their best to make you as comfortable as possible through the whole process. This helps with attitude and outcome with the treatment.
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Spooky!! 13 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
HOLY CRAP, IT WORKED!
Thanks Mia, I had no idea it would work like that. :)
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Sensed comfortable inbound Tards 9 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Oh yeah, for sure. I've had the distinct honor of working and training with Marines. Don't get me wrong, they absolutely Get Shit Done, but they also have an almost supernatural ability to Fuck Shit Up.
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Finally guys, we got representation 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Smh... you'd think that something new, cool and hip would know better. Probably an executive with an over inflated and undeserved sense of importance had a bad case of "what if we..."

Congradulations Mr. Executive. You might not have shit on your own brand, but you sure as hell tee'd it up for a whole lot of others to.
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It do be like that 7 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Well, reduction to 500-1000 years is a big step in the right direction, but there's something else I'd like to add, hinted at above, that takes it a step further.

4th Generation reactor designs aren't just more efficient and produce less waste. They are capable of using the "waste" from older reactors as fuel. I seem to recall that the 4th Gen byproducts have a similar hazard as above.

That's right. What used to be pants wettingly radioactive waste, is now viable fuel for the next generation of reactors.

Now imagine what may be possible with future 5th Gen and Thorium.
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You've heard of Elf on a Shelf. Now introducing for 2020 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
I'm literally in a hospital right now. I'm sharing this with the nurses.
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You've heard of Elf on a Shelf. Now introducing for 2020 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Nice, a second layer.
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Spooky!! 13 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
U want sum spook?

(Nvm, Mia helped me out below.)
https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/438482/swiggity-spooky-coming-fo-that-booty/
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Noice 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
I was going to say, "that's my ex, I take it you've met then?"
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These little guys don't get enough recognition for all our scientific advancements 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
For the Russian one, the mouse is knitting, but it's a DNA strand.
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I got COVID this year. This is the controller my mom made me for my birthday 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Technically correct, the best kind of correct.
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Not just Round 4, it's the 4th of four scheduled. Next, the maintenance phase. 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Yup, it's that day again. I'm doing well and things look promising. Chemo as scheduled might be nearly over, but I still have a long fight ahead of me with more immunotherapy on essentially the same schedule.

Where do I stand? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The scans I have in roughly three weeks will be very informative as to the next steps "we" take."
Bottom line? I'm better. Far better than before Chemo started... but I'm still tempering my optimism.
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Spring time in Vermont 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Wait untill you see the Autumn pics when the bots post then in 6 months. XP

I jest, but the Autumn pics are breathtaking. Not just from Vermont either. New Hampshire and Maine too... they look like a Thomas Kincade postcard.
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Sensed comfortable inbound Tards 9 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
That said, where do you stand on the age old trope of, "Old enough to join and die for your country, not old enough to drink."

Personally, having served in the Army and been in a position of leadership, I think drinking age should stand as is. In my experience, junior soldiers 18-20 are still essentially children, often still behave as such and therefore should not drink. Even a few of the ones who are "of age," were utter raging morons and should have been prohihibited from drinking entirely.
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Sensed comfortable inbound Tards 9 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Now, that wasn't necassarily true, but I would nod in appreciation as the senior winked at me because it often made my job easier as the one with the training and tools.
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Sensed comfortable inbound Tards 9 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
"Army Proofing" isn't necessarily enhanced simplicity or durability either. Often, it's making equipment hard or impossible to mess with to such a degree it's like child proofing. It's not enough to tell a Joe, "don't do this, that or the other thing." You have to make it impossible to mess with.

Case in point with the aforementioned armor. The crews are only equipped with the absolute bare minimum needed to maintain the vehicle. There are certain key points inside that are assembled with fasteners that are completely incompatible with the tools crew has. In other cases, some fasteners are locked with lacing wire.

Just to reinforce this a little further, I've heard senior guys tell juniors when asked what the big deal was that, "not only are you not trained, you don't have the clearance to see inside. If opening it doesn't kill you, you might still face a court martial."
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Easy to remember periodic table 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Not accurate though. If this were truely how an organic chemist saw the table, C, H, and O would all be highlighted.