Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty Report User
20 schmeckles please 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
With Twitter clamping down, how long before this out of touch myopic drivel gets you suspended?
Boycott pfizer 1 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Nice sentiment and all, but some of the drugs that saved my life and are litterally keeping me alive right now might have been manufactured by Pfizer.

That's a level of faux activisim I can NOT afford to indulge in.
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Tfw this ad is for a face tightener... woah FS! 9 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Shit. I screen capped that same add to post here... beat me to it.

Seriously though, WTF!?
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Smoney 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Schwifty
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Hang in there. 53 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
I mean... I'd take up your offer, but Emotional Support Canadians aren't covered by my insurance. X(
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Nicholas Cage testing a new character 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Looks like an anime main charecter to me.
What just happened here!? 11 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
When ever I see a Smart car, I hear Jumba from Lilo & Stitch...
"Ridiculous Earth vehicle..."
Welcome... to Level 2 11 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
So far, the lesson learned is that Cancer fucked with the wrong dude.

Seriously though, now that I have had it, Cancer is something that is going to be a part of my life... even if it is only just passing background thought.

That's kinda how it works, but right now, I have the upper hand and through continued vigilance, I'm keeping it that way.
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Welcome... to Level 2 11 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Thanks, it's my cancer fighting shirt. The doctor also noticed I wasn't wearing my Deadpool socks today... maybe I should have. ¯\_( ツ)_/¯
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Welcome... to Level 2 11 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Almost didn't post this time because my chemo is over. Just spoke to the doctor just now and the scans I had last week look really good. They saw what they were expecting to see and then some.

Now, I am in the maintenance phase where I will be recieving Immunotherapy infusions on the same three week schedule as before.
Indefinately and I'm totaly ok with that because now I know this shit ain't gonna kill me.

I haven't beat Cancer yet, but I have the upper hand and I've got it in a choke hold.

The astute reader may notice the equipment in the background. I've been coming here long enough that the hospital upgraded while I was here.
To top that off, it's snowing today too.
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What just happened here!? 11 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Russia? Cuz that's a Matroishka truck.
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A wrecked car I found off a coast in New Zealand 1 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Toyota? Betcha it still runs.
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Boulder demolition 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Yes, but smaller and more manageable.
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Get back to ur cage u ***ing slave 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
This isn't news. It's propoganda for the top tier masters and owners of these publications.

Sorry to go all foil hat on you for this one, but these "opinions," if you can even call them that, are massively and demonstrably unhealthy.
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The most original DVD I have seen 1 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
That's great, but it's a BluRay.
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Sad 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
If this wasn't a bot account, I'd ask two things. First of all, have you ever been? Second, tell me about where you live.
I rented a plane for today’s launch of NASA’s newest Mars rover 5 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
At this range from the launch site, the guy the bot ripped this off from is lucky he didn't get shot down.
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Sculpture in Ireland dedicated to the Native American Choctaw who donated $170 in 1847 to 10 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Ireland didn't forget... and I'm not talking about the statue either.

Native American Reservations have been among the hardest hit by Covid-19 and Ireland has stepped up in a big way to help. I don't have exact figures, but I do believe they donated several millions of dollars as well as supplies.
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Hope this gives you a laugh 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Something like... ga-DOONK, right?
Cue windows shutdown tone 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
More like the XP error tone...
BONG!
The David’s shall inherit the earth 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
It's wholesome and therefore worth it.
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How dare they 9 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Well... I can tell you this: when it comes to "stagnant population growth", you'd think that no sales tax and no income tax would be a huge draw. Sadly, the absurd property tax kinda kills it.
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Why 5 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Also a very illegal invasion of privacy without consent of the user.
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Fall seven times, stand up eight. 5 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
It's not about how many hits you can take, its how many times you get back up.
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Retard wagon 9 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Yeah, but didn't Miami PD shoot a kid with Autism?