smitty
I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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This old lego guy I found 16 comments
This old lego guy I found 16 comments
Breafast, lunch, and dinner, b*tches 4 comments
smitty
· 3 years ago
Still blows me away you can get Fluff. You can't get Fluff in most of the US amd it's from here.
Why is RPAN like this 4 comments
No more lies 6 comments
smitty
· 3 years ago
That's the lie the restauraunt told to save face, then they went ahead and gave her the tip "before it was processed."
Why would they do that if it hadn't "gone through?" Because they fucking lied and got caught. Every wishy washy flip floppy thing they have said has been the tapdancing damage control of someone that got called out.
Why would they do that if it hadn't "gone through?" Because they fucking lied and got caught. Every wishy washy flip floppy thing they have said has been the tapdancing damage control of someone that got called out.
Respecting you customers? Not today. 8 comments
This lenticular sunset that I captured in Cape Verde 2 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
Yeah, I was going to point out; not Lenticular, not a sunset.
Mammatus at best and a bit sloppy at that.
Mammatus at best and a bit sloppy at that.
History is oft worth regurgitating 3 comments
Indeed it is 5 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
Or this one, it's a little better:
https://youtu.be/zBDCq6Q8k2E
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https://youtu.be/zBDCq6Q8k2E
Astral Travel Sickness, a piece I created because my partner doesn't like her face being 4 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
The mistake here is that they didn't have a couple pints of bitter and some sallted peanuts before hand.
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It’s the truth 8 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
Who ever said this never rolled pennies for gas... or god forbid, baby formula. Who ever said this also never missed a few meals so the rest of the family wouldn't.
And before you say anything about being poor and having kids, that's a fine and dandy plan... right up until you get shit canned and gotta find a new job with a quickness.
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And before you say anything about being poor and having kids, that's a fine and dandy plan... right up until you get shit canned and gotta find a new job with a quickness.
My grandfather clicked this picture in his backyard today 11 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
I had a Cardinal nest right outside my bedroom window a few years ago. I tried taking pictures, but they didn't turnout the best. The window screen caused the focus to go a little wacky.
So smol at first. Then they grow a little, get fuzzy and then grumpy looking.
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So smol at first. Then they grow a little, get fuzzy and then grumpy looking.
So much heat 4 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
It's not a crt, it's rear projection. Multiple projector heads caused some nontrivial issues with the projection "seams". At an original retail price of $15,000, very few people wanted to shell out for an ultra premium price when the monitor had a real basic, but shit problem.
Not Alienware either, it's a rebranded Ostendo CVRD43.
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Not Alienware either, it's a rebranded Ostendo CVRD43.
Happy International Men's Day! 13 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
You're right, it really, really should.
...but I don't think most of society is ready to give men their proper due. Even most of the men this seeks to elevate aren't ready yet. Too many cases of bait and switch with their feelings and emotions. Too many false starts in attempting to advance their emotional standing has caused them to withdraw and harden their hearts even more.
Ngl, I think older generations are mostly a lost cause. The younger generations, well... there still may be hope.
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...but I don't think most of society is ready to give men their proper due. Even most of the men this seeks to elevate aren't ready yet. Too many cases of bait and switch with their feelings and emotions. Too many false starts in attempting to advance their emotional standing has caused them to withdraw and harden their hearts even more.
Ngl, I think older generations are mostly a lost cause. The younger generations, well... there still may be hope.
Florida from space 5 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
Sorry, but it isn't. It's the National Aeronautics and Space Agency. Says so in the picture.
Men without Pants 8 comments
smitty
· 4 years ago
I say, we can pants if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Because your friends don't pants
And if they don't pants
Well, they're no friends of mine :P
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We can leave your friends behind
Because your friends don't pants
And if they don't pants
Well, they're no friends of mine :P
Pretty good in that I am typing this from the cafeteria while waiting for an appointment at the Dana-Farber Cancer Research Institute. The sixth leading cancer research facility in the world.
Those muh frehdomz types your talking about probably don't even have coverage and frankly have problems keeping perminant employment.