Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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God Jul and merry axmas everyone! 3 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
I saw this yesterday... and thought of you, I even thought about grabbing and posting it here too.
It makes me happy to know that you found it. :)
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May the Force be with them 4 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
David Prowse, the actor who played Darth Vader.

Before y'all get your noodles in a knot... Vader was a character of such magnitude, it took three actors to bring him to life. David Prowse in the costume, James Earl Jones for the voice and Sebastian Shaw when he was unmasked.
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Welders' gonna Whip 16 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Forbidden licorice
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My wife isn't great at measurements and ordered a 28" pizza for the two of us 8 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Agreed. In fact, this is quite the opposite of a problem.
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What a cutie 6 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Uh oh. That cutie looks to be at least part Russian Blue. Excelent cats to be sure, but they can be quite the trouble makers.
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You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! 5 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
This is why the thought of interacting with big cats I find unnerving. No matter how "tame" or "adjusted" it might be... it's not that it is still a wild creature, it's that it is still a cat.

I still might take my chances with a cheatah though.
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For the four eyed ones 2 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
I've heard a bit of 2 side tape at the nose works wonders too.
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The Zodiac strikes again 6 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
He's a Senator. His healthcare will cover the burn center for that reply.
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Merry Crisis everyone! 9 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
zomg... beautiful doggos.
Brothers? I'll bet they have a bit of a troublemaker streak.
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Gud Ol Tennessee weather 8 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
I think someone else is caught up in the mix with us... in fact, I think you have some upvotes now.

While I do believe that that volume should drain in three(ish) days, I can't cite specific examples. The only one I "personally witnessed" was the Atlanta flooding from 9/9/09, most of that took longer than 3 days I think though, but the volume of water was waaay higher.

The aerial shot of 6 Flags from that often gets mixed up with abandoned amusement parks compilations... since 9/9/09 was a tuesday and 6 Flags reopened that weekend, maybe that drain and recovery time could be charitably called three days.
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Gud Ol Tennessee weather 8 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
You can see the waterline stains on the trees.
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Merry christmas! 1 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Griswold approved.
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Why aren't vacuums more central to the plot of crime solving shows? 2 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
I have seen shows where they were.
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Abounding nasty Tapir 2 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
The same reason he tried to snatch a Hogwarts letter from the air instead of just picking one up off the floor.

The primary reason he wasn't sorted into Ravenclaw.
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Today is the 76th anniversary of D Day 3 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Yep, only six months and a few days late.
The snow on this fence 1 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Fun fact, that is a geologically identified and described mineral and not just a "snow formation."
It was first seriously worked on at the Mount Washington Summit Observatory.

(The name escapes me at the moment.)
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This is why nobody invades Russia 5 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Being from New England, I was asked what do I do if/when that happens.

Wait til spring.
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Howl's Cluttered Materialist Bedroom 5 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Where the Wild Things Are.
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Classic.. 2 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
For whatever reasons, Ray, call it . . . fate, call it luck, call it karma. I believe everything happens for a reason.
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Chocuterie makes me happy 1 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
[Diabetus Intensifies]
Last night I captured a shot of the ISS transiting the nearly-full moon. Zoom in on the 5 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
That is a very hard shot to catch. The ISS is moving at about 18,000 mph. Transiting the moon, literally blink and you miss it.

I saw it cross the night sky this past summer, we had about 90 seconds or so of visibility horizon to horizon and it was moving faaast.
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Oi mate 6 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
My insurance isn't that great, but it's still pretty good.

Pretty good in that I am typing this from the cafeteria while waiting for an appointment at the Dana-Farber Cancer Research Institute. The sixth leading cancer research facility in the world.

Those muh frehdomz types your talking about probably don't even have coverage and frankly have problems keeping perminant employment.
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This old lego guy I found 16 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
Agreed. Minifigs have had faces and were poseable since forever ago.
This old lego guy I found 16 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
I have a vintage blue and it isn't broken.
The ½ red one I have isn't either.
That license plate is dedication (found in VT) 1 comments
smitty · 3 years ago
It may have been found in Vermont, but that's a New Hampahire plate