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I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
— Smitty

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Bartender! Pour me another.

Bartender! Pour me another.

I am an angry, jaded, cynical bastard. Sometimes I even let it show.

I am an angry, jaded, cynical bastard. Sometimes I even let it show.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

It's how science works!

It's how science works!

WTF did they eat!?

WTF did they eat!?

Set course and engage... CAN'T STOP ME NOW!!

Set course and engage... CAN'T STOP ME NOW!!

I mean really, who plans these things?

I mean really, who plans these things?

Do you visit PostSecret? You should, it casts things in sharp relief.

Do you visit PostSecret? You should, it casts things in sharp relief.

Today's episode has been brought to you by the letters D and P, and the number 69.

Today's episode has been brought to you by the letters D and P, and the number 69.

I used to travel extensively for work, this was true every where I went.

I used to travel extensively for work, this was true every where I went.