Smitty

smitty

I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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Don't mind me. Just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Don't mind me. Just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

No, but I know the cheat code. It's money. Lots and lots of money.

No, but I know the cheat code. It's money. Lots and lots of money.

Flu season is right around the corner. Drink up.

Flu season is right around the corner. Drink up.

Already stole your girl... all y'alls girls.

Already stole your girl... all y'alls girls.

Pour me another.

Pour me another.

Yeah baby, you know how I like it.

Yeah baby, you know how I like it.

Yo quiero cuatro.

Yo quiero cuatro.

I kinda did once. It was surprisingly liberating.

I kinda did once. It was surprisingly liberating.

Pure pharmaceutical grade D'aawww. Use with caution.

Pure pharmaceutical grade D'aawww. Use with caution.

I'm all for self deprecating humor, but it really bothers me to see others do it.

I'm all for self deprecating humor, but it really bothers me to see others do it.