Smitty

smitty

I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty
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Don't mind me. Just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Don't mind me. Just waiting for the other shoe to drop.
by smitty 6 years ago
889 likes
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No, but I know the cheat code. It's money. Lots and lots of money.

No, but I know the cheat code. It's money. Lots and lots of money.
by smitty 6 years ago
962 likes
1

Flu season is right around the corner. Drink up.

Flu season is right around the corner. Drink up.
by smitty 6 years ago
1093 likes
1

Already stole your girl... all y'alls girls.

Already stole your girl... all y'alls girls.
by smitty 6 years ago
1580 likes
3

Pour me another.

Pour me another.
by smitty 6 years ago
1429 likes
7

Yeah baby, you know how I like it.

Yeah baby, you know how I like it.
by smitty 6 years ago
1134 likes
11

Yo quiero cuatro.

Yo quiero cuatro.
by smitty 6 years ago
1162 likes
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I kinda did once. It was surprisingly liberating.

I kinda did once. It was surprisingly liberating.
by smitty 6 years ago
1128 likes
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Pure pharmaceutical grade D'aawww. Use with caution.

Pure pharmaceutical grade D'aawww. Use with caution.
by smitty 6 years ago
1274 likes
1

I'm all for self deprecating humor, but it really bothers me to see others do it.

I'm all for self deprecating humor, but it really bothers me to see others do it.
by smitty 6 years ago
1133 likes
1
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