Smitty

smitty

I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty
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I'm hungry and I have stuff to do. I'm gonna have to go out at some point.

I'm hungry and I have stuff to do. I'm gonna have to go out at some point.
by smitty 6 years ago
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Don't mind me. Just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Don't mind me. Just waiting for the other shoe to drop.
by smitty 6 years ago
889 likes
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No, but I know the cheat code. It's money. Lots and lots of money.

No, but I know the cheat code. It's money. Lots and lots of money.
by smitty 6 years ago
962 likes
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Flu season is right around the corner. Drink up.

Flu season is right around the corner. Drink up.
by smitty 6 years ago
1093 likes
1

Already stole your girl... all y'alls girls.

Already stole your girl... all y'alls girls.
by smitty 6 years ago
1580 likes
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Pour me another.

Pour me another.
by smitty 6 years ago
1429 likes
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Yeah baby, you know how I like it.

Yeah baby, you know how I like it.
by smitty 6 years ago
1134 likes
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Yo quiero cuatro.

Yo quiero cuatro.
by smitty 6 years ago
1162 likes
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I kinda did once. It was surprisingly liberating.

I kinda did once. It was surprisingly liberating.
by smitty 6 years ago
1128 likes
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Pure pharmaceutical grade D'aawww. Use with caution.

Pure pharmaceutical grade D'aawww. Use with caution.
by smitty 6 years ago
1274 likes
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