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I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty

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I've been awake for about four hours, but I'm still not up.

I've been awake for about four hours, but I'm still not up.

I dont mind cold feet either. It's still human touch. :(

I dont mind cold feet either. It's still human touch. :(

Five. That's how many people that I'll answer my phone for.

Five. That's how many people that I'll answer my phone for.

This needs crowd funding.

This needs crowd funding.

Shhh... it takes a lot of concentration.

Shhh... it takes a lot of concentration.

Probably... I think.

Probably... I think.

I'm hungry and I have stuff to do. I'm gonna have to go out at some point.

I'm hungry and I have stuff to do. I'm gonna have to go out at some point.

Don't mind me. Just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Don't mind me. Just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

No, but I know the cheat code. It's money. Lots and lots of money.

No, but I know the cheat code. It's money. Lots and lots of money.

Flu season is right around the corner. Drink up.

Flu season is right around the corner. Drink up.

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