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I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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Yo, where my pluviophile homies at?

Yo, where my pluviophile homies at?

Clean up was easy. When it hit the news, people just started showing up with trashbags.

Clean up was easy. When it hit the news, people just started showing up with trashbags.

Cause I'm free to do what I want any old time And I'm free to be who I choose any old time

Cause I'm free to do what I want any old time And I'm free to be who I choose any old time

Hey ladies, here's another f*ckboi trick for you.

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Hey ladies, here's another f*ckboi trick for you.

No milk stories? I beg to differ.

No milk stories? I beg to differ.

Done right, you can haunt their favorite places for years.

Done right, you can haunt their favorite places for years.

I'm actually surprised to not hear it when I watch the movies. I swore it was said.

I'm actually surprised to not hear it when I watch the movies. I swore it was said.

If intelligent life is watching us right now, this is the best explanation. We're creeps.

If intelligent life is watching us right now, this is the best explanation. We're creeps.

Disney, Make. This. Happen.

Disney, Make. This. Happen.

With this in mind, I avoid most social media... and I'm the weirdo?

With this in mind, I avoid most social media... and I'm the weirdo?