Smitty

smitty

I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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Actually cute, not that bad of a relationship goal.

Actually cute, not that bad of a relationship goal.

And I've baptized a few cats. It ain't easy or pretty.

And I've baptized a few cats. It ain't easy or pretty.

Twice as bright, half as long, burnt at both ends... whatever you do, make it worth it.

Twice as bright, half as long, burnt at both ends... whatever you do, make it worth it.

For all you emotional masochists out on the town.

For all you emotional masochists out on the town.

How about you?

How about you?

Hey ladies, F*ck Boi crawling back? Drop this bombshell on them:

Hey ladies, F*ck Boi crawling back? Drop this bombshell on them:

I don't go to bars either, so I'm safe! :-)

I don't go to bars either, so I'm safe! :-)

I used to have a long list of these...

I used to have a long list of these...

Genius or psychotic?

Same guy, three different profiles. The results are telling.

Same guy, three different profiles. The results are telling.