Need buy button!

And the fail award goes to.....

If you had a boyfriend he'd probably do it himself

I'm finally beautiful

I saw my crush working out with a taller and way more muscular guy

Oh she must be on her period

My eyes hurt from reading the stupidity

Bdsm

You clever bastard

The shot to the head may have been a bit too far

Girls are going to love this seat. If you know what I mean

Warning: do not leave your food unattended

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Why isn't the envelope torn up?

Why did I say pineapple

Get off the computer, go outside and talk to people.

Not a single fuck was given

Why would you do that to us?!

This is gold