Outfit a crew of 500 with trousers or a wig for the captain? Hmmm. Decisions, decisions.
Sir! We have the funds to buy 100 cutlasses!
But the XO needs a new wig so he can meet the governor. The cutlasses will have to wait.

Buff Kevin is easily the weirdest of this bunch.

Picture credit: Rob Leifeld (check out those feet!)

How exactly does a human male have intercourse with a mermaid? She's got fish parts from the waist down!

I laughed too hard at this.

Interesting to see what was once considered fat enough to be noteworthy. It's sad that such an individual would pass unremarked on the streets of the US today. There's probably millions that look just like him or larger.

Interesting, but at least half to 2/3 of the pad is only about half a page compared to the size of the square base.

That's what happens when you start bundling it with 9/10 computers sold in the world.

Massive amounts of money can't make one happy. One could even argue that the amount of time and effort it takes to create and maintain the degree of wealth these guys have would preclude also being able to spend the time needed to properly cultivate a healthy spousal relationship.

I've always wondered just what the appeal is of a mermaid. If she's got a fish lower half, then her parts are not going to be compatible with a human male's parts, so there's not really much of anything you can do with her, apart from a BJ, I guess.

River otter - missing link between seal and dog.

Surprise! You can do at least 3 of those things without getting vaccinated, too.

As with any other hero-villain conflict, the villain will attempt to exploit any perceived weakness in the hero. Taking away Bucky's arm, while a dick move is no different than the Green Goblin going after Aunt May. It reflects an equality between various heroes when they are treated in this way.
Unequal treatment would look like the villain worrying about Spiderman, but not Bucky, because Bucky's just a handicapped person.

There are plenty of areas where it's not ok to be wrong. Almost every engineering disaster probably involved someone who was wrong about something.

Most of modern science is based upon the scientific discoveries of priests in the middle ages. The priests, believing that the order of God's creation could be discerned by man, studied the world around them with the intent of understanding how it all worked in order to worship the Creator.

This is a variation on the riddle:
How do you make a small fortune in the stock market? Start with a large fortune.

Todd is a Frabbage. Or maybe a Cabbog?

That's great and all, but what is he actually going to do on a Habitat project when he looks like that?
Never mind the fact that his presidency was absolute trash.

"Produce the produce." is also a valid sentence in English.

Looks like the NYT grasp of science and technology hasn't changed much in the past 100+ years. Still gettin' wrong after all this time.

And then there's the child of satan in the red outfit, upper left.

Call the regular police line (not 911) and ask to file a report. Either they ask you to come in, or they offer to send an officer to you. Pretty simple either way.

That would be preferable to reality, especially for those two in particular.

She gets what she deserves.

Easy to sell bats as cute and cuddly if you only show pictures of the cute, cuddly ones.