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Even lovers drown [Mermaids] 7 comments
snardo · 10 weeks ago
How exactly does a human male have intercourse with a mermaid? She's got fish parts from the waist down!
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C*ns*rsh*p B*d, G** 2 comments
snardo · 12 weeks ago
I laughed too hard at this.
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Daily dose of history, part 56 2 comments
snardo · 13 weeks ago
Interesting to see what was once considered fat enough to be noteworthy. It's sad that such an individual would pass unremarked on the streets of the US today. There's probably millions that look just like him or larger.
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I absolutely love 4 comments
snardo · 13 weeks ago
Interesting, but at least half to 2/3 of the pad is only about half a page compared to the size of the square base.
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Word! 4 comments
snardo · 13 weeks ago
That's what happens when you start bundling it with 9/10 computers sold in the world.
Elon's got a lot of plugs as well... 2 comments
snardo · 13 weeks ago
Massive amounts of money can't make one happy. One could even argue that the amount of time and effort it takes to create and maintain the degree of wealth these guys have would preclude also being able to spend the time needed to properly cultivate a healthy spousal relationship.
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Let's ask prince Eric 50 comments
snardo · 13 weeks ago
I've always wondered just what the appeal is of a mermaid. If she's got a fish lower half, then her parts are not going to be compatible with a human male's parts, so there's not really much of anything you can do with her, apart from a BJ, I guess.
I'm you 1 comments
snardo · 15 weeks ago
River otter - missing link between seal and dog.
Guess who got vaccinated! 1 comments
snardo · 16 weeks ago
Surprise! You can do at least 3 of those things without getting vaccinated, too.
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The confused reading the blind, deaf, and dismembered 7 comments
snardo · 17 weeks ago
As with any other hero-villain conflict, the villain will attempt to exploit any perceived weakness in the hero. Taking away Bucky's arm, while a dick move is no different than the Green Goblin going after Aunt May. It reflects an equality between various heroes when they are treated in this way.
Unequal treatment would look like the villain worrying about Spiderman, but not Bucky, because Bucky's just a handicapped person.
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More fillosuffee 2 comments
snardo · 17 weeks ago
There are plenty of areas where it's not ok to be wrong. Almost every engineering disaster probably involved someone who was wrong about something.
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He didn’t even get excommunicated either 5 comments
snardo · 17 weeks ago
Most of modern science is based upon the scientific discoveries of priests in the middle ages. The priests, believing that the order of God's creation could be discerned by man, studied the world around them with the intent of understanding how it all worked in order to worship the Creator.
At least dad doesn't have to talk to a wimpy paper hands anymore 1 comments
snardo · 17 weeks ago
This is a variation on the riddle:
How do you make a small fortune in the stock market? Start with a large fortune.
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You can't win 6 comments
snardo · 18 weeks ago
Todd is a Frabbage. Or maybe a Cabbog?
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Jimmy is. A poem 3 comments
snardo · 18 weeks ago
That's great and all, but what is he actually going to do on a Habitat project when he looks like that?
Never mind the fact that his presidency was absolute trash.
Police Police Police 3 comments
snardo · 18 weeks ago
"Produce the produce." is also a valid sentence in English.
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What a big “f*ck you” 3 comments
snardo · 19 weeks ago
Looks like the NYT grasp of science and technology hasn't changed much in the past 100+ years. Still gettin' wrong after all this time.
Thoughtful title 1 comments
snardo · 20 weeks ago
And then there's the child of satan in the red outfit, upper left.
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He did say Please! 3 comments
snardo · 20 weeks ago
Call the regular police line (not 911) and ask to file a report. Either they ask you to come in, or they offer to send an officer to you. Pretty simple either way.
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When you dont got the full story 3 comments
snardo · 20 weeks ago
That would be preferable to reality, especially for those two in particular.
Roast this b 3 comments
snardo · 20 weeks ago
She gets what she deserves.
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Bats - fuzzy squeak dragons 9 comments
snardo · 20 weeks ago
Easy to sell bats as cute and cuddly if you only show pictures of the cute, cuddly ones.
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This took too long 5 comments
snardo · 21 weeks ago
I don't get it. Where is he?
GG sl*t 8 comments
snardo · 21 weeks ago
IF this is true, it reveals a deeply flawed, mother-biased child support system. Child support calculations absolutely SHOULD factor in the incomes of each parent. If she makes 10 times more than he does, his support payments should reflect that. If, in your situation, she has full custody, he shouldn't have to pay a dime.
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GG sl*t 8 comments
snardo · 21 weeks ago
What kind of heartless c*nt looks at her earnings (regardless of the source) and says, "That's MY money for ME" when she has partial or total custody of a child? Reprehensible.
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