I think I count 8. Is that even possible?

Sounds about right. Ranks right up there with conducting a few minutes of personal business in your cube vs taking multiple 10-15 minute smoke breaks every day. Why is one acceptable but the other is not?

Looks like the mummification process has already been started.

Looks like the mummification process has already been started.

The phrasing of having "lost" someone always makes me want to ask, "where have you looked for them?"

I don't see either of things things happen. Young people are not being blamed for the spread and they're not being "forced" back to school. Around here, schools remain shuttered with no apparent plan for reopening.

Seems like the kind of thing that could be easily automated.

Yeah, but it also wouldn't surprise me too much if a lot of those rioters were unemployed.

If you live together and you made a baby together, I'd say you're more than bros.

That's not for milkshakes. That's how they homogenize the milk for bottling.

That's not for milkshakes. That's how they homogenize the milk for bottling.

wearin' short pants today..

wearin' short pants today..

Why does that tree look like it's about to get married?

Why does that tree look like it's about to get married?

Or, instead of saying, "I pray that God can help you", realize that you are the means by which God provides help to others.

And it will cost you more than you will make to be able to afford housing anywhere near where you will work. Congrats!

Looks like a trippy pirate treasure map. Cool.

Is this one of those "who wore it better" things? Cause that girl on the left looks awesome. Whoever that white girl is should give up cosplaying, cause she got nothin'.

Two points:
1) Though it is presented as "free" to the recipient, none of the things mentioned - healthcare, paid time off, etc... - is actually free. Someone has to pay for it. In this case the government pays for it with other peoples' money because the Government does not generate it's own income, it only takes it from the working citizens.
2) Many, if not most, of the advancements in medical science that improve quality of life and life expectancy are the result of the capitalist healthcare system in the United States. Without the incentive of profit, which is virtually non-existent in countries with a socialized healthcare system, many of the advancements we all take for granted would not exist or would be far less commonly available. You're welcome.

Mmmm, seawater-flavored boogers. What's not to like?

That was a great show!