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At least dad doesn't have to talk to a wimpy paper hands anymore 1 comments
snardo · 10 hours ago
This is a variation on the riddle:
How do you make a small fortune in the stock market? Start with a large fortune.
You can't win 6 comments
snardo · 5 days ago
Todd is a Frabbage. Or maybe a Cabbog?
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Jimmy is. A poem 3 comments
snardo · 1 week ago
That's great and all, but what is he actually going to do on a Habitat project when he looks like that?
Never mind the fact that his presidency was absolute trash.
Police Police Police 3 comments
snardo · 1 week ago
"Produce the produce." is also a valid sentence in English.
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What a big “f*ck you” 3 comments
snardo · 2 weeks ago
Looks like the NYT grasp of science and technology hasn't changed much in the past 100+ years. Still gettin' wrong after all this time.
Thoughtful title 1 comments
snardo · 3 weeks ago
And then there's the child of satan in the red outfit, upper left.
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He did say Please! 3 comments
snardo · 3 weeks ago
Call the regular police line (not 911) and ask to file a report. Either they ask you to come in, or they offer to send an officer to you. Pretty simple either way.
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When you dont got the full story 3 comments
snardo · 3 weeks ago
That would be preferable to reality, especially for those two in particular.
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Roast this b 3 comments
snardo · 3 weeks ago
She gets what she deserves.
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Bats - fuzzy squeak dragons 9 comments
snardo · 3 weeks ago
Easy to sell bats as cute and cuddly if you only show pictures of the cute, cuddly ones.
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This took too long 5 comments
snardo · 4 weeks ago
I don't get it. Where is he?
GG sl*t 8 comments
snardo · 4 weeks ago
IF this is true, it reveals a deeply flawed, mother-biased child support system. Child support calculations absolutely SHOULD factor in the incomes of each parent. If she makes 10 times more than he does, his support payments should reflect that. If, in your situation, she has full custody, he shouldn't have to pay a dime.
GG sl*t 8 comments
snardo · 4 weeks ago
What kind of heartless c*nt looks at her earnings (regardless of the source) and says, "That's MY money for ME" when she has partial or total custody of a child? Reprehensible.
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This sign at my local car wash has aged poorly 3 comments
snardo · 4 weeks ago
Those hands were drawn by someone who had never seen an actual handshake (or actual hands) before.
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Nite nite p*ssycat 3 comments
snardo · 4 weeks ago
That looks an awful lot like Butthead at age 25.
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Wtf I like Elon now 16 comments
snardo · 4 weeks ago
Not saying I worship the guy or anything, but shouldn't we allow people the grace to grow as people? First, it's hard to take a story like this at face value, but assuming it's true, do we use it as a basis to judge Ol' Musky forever after as a douchebag? Is there no scenario possible where someone may be allowed to grow and change over the course of their life?
This is what bothers me about condemning someone for a mean tweet they posted 10 years ago. Sure, out of context, it may look bad, but maybe stop for 5 seconds to consider whether that tweet is in line with everything else you know about a person's more recent history or whether it merely indicates that, at one time in their past, that person might have been a dick.
Oh my god so advanced 4 comments
snardo · 5 weeks ago
Back in my day, there were written instructions:
1. Push butt
2. Rub hands gently under arm
3. Wipe hands on pants
If you're old enough you know what I mean.
To anyone who needs to hear this. 3 comments
snardo · 5 weeks ago
"Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria". First time I've heard it given such a fancy name. I will just note that the general approach to this type of dysphoria is to help people realize that their perception of themselves is not aligned with reality and to encourage them to discard that un-aligned perception in favor of reality.
Why do we not take the same approach with other types of dysphoria?
Truly disgusting 4 comments
snardo · 5 weeks ago
False accusations should be punishable with jail time and the dude should absolutely sue their asses.
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Sears could make a comeback 2 comments
snardo · 5 weeks ago
The legendary "Craftsman House"
Painting over a painting 8 comments
snardo · 5 weeks ago
and now it's even BETTER!
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Robin Williams Pocahontas 6 comments
snardo · 6 weeks ago
Oops. You are correct, sir.
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Robin Williams Pocahontas 6 comments
snardo · 6 weeks ago
In the US, for reasons few probably know, we often should Geronimo! when jumping for any significant height. Geronimo was the name of a relatively famous (though for what, I don't know) Native American in the 1800's. Likewise, Pocahontas was a famous Native American woman who served as a guide for the Lewis & Clark expedition to map the American northwest in the early 1800's. The other two words in the meme are actually names of Native American tribes, not individuals, so it breaks down a little there, but there's still a connection.
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Robin Williams Pocahontas 6 comments
snardo · 6 weeks ago
Doesn't quite work for me. Two of those are names of individual native americans and the other 2 are names of NA tribes. It really should be all individual names, but there probably aren't enough native americans that are widely enough known to pull this off. Geronimo, Crazy Horse, ???, Pocahontas.
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I would torrent that reboot 3 comments
snardo · 6 weeks ago
"They have the same names as us!"
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