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Corporate be like .. 7 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
Commas change meaning:
"He gets you ladies."
Me: Sweet, Womanman can get me a lady. Now I don't have to do that mail-order bride thing!
or:
"He gets you, ladies."
Me: Oh, he understands women. How ironic. Ha ha.
Corporate be like .. 7 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
Commas change meaning:
"He gets you ladies."
Me: Sweet, Womanman can get me a lady. Now I don't have to do that mail-order bride thing!
or:
"He gets you, ladies."
Me: Oh, he understands women. How ironic. Ha ha.
Corporate be like .. 7 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
Commas change meaning:
"He gets you ladies."
Me: Sweet, Womanman can get me a lady. Now I don't have to do that mail-order bride thing!
or:
"He gets you, ladies."
Me: Oh, he understands women. How ironic. Ha ha.
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The mountains of Peru look as though they're concealing the way into Mordor 2 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
Looks more like Moria to me.
Just imagine standing right there 4 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
This fills me with existential dread.
Badass billy 4 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
How is that stealing if they GAVE him the money?
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never forget this 3 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
Poe's response: Prose before Bros
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Sounds kind of awesome 17 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
Nothing says that you are immortal. Only the snail. So all the stuff about building wealth for an immortal life is unnecessary. Keeping it in a sealed terrarium seems like a pretty reasonable solution.
The bees help with morale 13 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
My only other language experience besides English is French. Ain't no way they can complain about our spelling rules. As I tell my kids, when you are trying to pronounce french words, just pretend you're lazy and stop after the first half. Most of the time you'll sound like a native.
The bees help with morale 13 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
My only other language experience besides English is French. Ain't no way they can complain about our spelling rules. As I tell my kids, when you are trying to pronounce french words, just pretend you're lazy and stop after the first half. Most of the time you'll sound like a native.
My Jack-o-lantern for this year 2 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
Dude in the back and seen some serious stuff.
Cool kitty 4 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
Hipster kitty was super floof before it was cool.
Cool kitty 4 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
Hipster kitty was super floof before it was cool.
So much wasted potential 1 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
Yeah, but which one is the before and which one is the after shot?
We are all united in getting played 7 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
Meanwhile, De Blasio, Pelosi and all the rest were out in public, without masks, telling us to go about our normal routines, because there was nothing to be afraid of.
Basically, back in February, nobody knew how bad it was going to get. It's really easy to find fault with the actions of others after the fact, but the truth is, we just didn't know then what we know now.
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Zero support 5 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
No support, only judgement. As it should be.
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Maybe even start sending post on Sundays... - Vernon Dursley, probably 8 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
If you think the military is "upgraded constantly with the best equipment", I've got some bad news.
Maybe even start sending post on Sundays... - Vernon Dursley, probably 8 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
If you think the military is "upgraded constantly with the best equipment", I've got some bad news.
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Sad batman noises 5 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
He mostly goes out at night when there are fewer vehicles on the road.
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They brehduced the salary to single people salary though 33 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
One week = 168 hours. Subtract 40 for work and assume 7 hours per night of sleep consumes 89 hours leaving 79 hours for everything else. That's nearly half the week left. What are you people doing that is so all-consuming that you can't find a few of those 79 hours a week to feed yourselves?
Even if you break it down further - assume 5 work days per week and a commute of 1 hour each way every day and 7 hours a night of sleep, (120-40-10-49) that still leaves you with 35 hours per work week (not counting weekends at all) for everything else. That's a full 7 hours a day. Shower, meal prep, eat. What do you do with the other 5 hours?
How do I fix him? 6 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
More proof that cats are boneless
Lebanon, circa 2020 10 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
"That's what I'm sayin', Kid. It's not there. It's been totally blown away!"
Steve Irwin examining one of Gods’ whoopsies, circa 1985 3 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
Can I just point out that Steve Irwin was such an amazing guy that he sported a mullet yet never gets any grief for it? Steve Irwin, King of Beasts.
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Some fish have been known to cartograph 7 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
Why aren't the Great Lakes on here? Is this a map only for salt water fish? That sounds racist.
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My roommate bought a pair of pants at the thrift store and found this in one of the 6 comments
snardo · 4 years ago
Still a better time than episodes 7, 8 or 9.